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Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay?

Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it.

Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms.

"Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!"

Fish tacos by themselves are an old old joke and euphemism and were long before they became popular in the States.

Nevandal wrote:

LOL

Poor Taskiss.

Yeah, camels don't get anywhere near the respect they should. However, since they'll be here long after the last traces of mankind are eliminated from the face of the earth, I don't think my humped brothers will care much.

Nevandal wrote:

'Hooters' is kind of a friendly euphemism in my mind. 'Vajayjay' is irritating because it's to close to 'vagina' while still being infantile; 'vagina' is clinical, 'hoohah' is playful, 'vajayjay' tries to walk the line between and does neither well in my opinion. What you might really find funny is that my favorite word for that area is 'snatch'.

While at Vajayjay's Diner, don't order anything with the cheese sauce.

Author:	Taamar [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:31 pm ]
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Dammit, why do my boobs have to get tender and swollen before my period? The LAST thing I need is for the damn things to get any bigger, and they HURT. Shel hugged me this evening and it was like being punched in the hooters. I'm so over this.

Author:	Micheal [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:31 pm ]
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Yeah, I remember my wife complaining about the same thing, and she was a lot smaller than you.

Author:	Jasmy [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:07 am ]
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/gentle hugs Menopause is even worse, until it gets stabilized. I've been in surgically induced menopause for 10 years, I'm just now getting to the point where I don't have any bad side effects! Good luck!

Author:	Squirrel Girl [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:29 am ]
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gentle pat on shoulder I have had that and it is pretty miserable.

Author:	Aethien [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:43 pm ]
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Air hug! Sorry, Taam.

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Author:	Sam [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:28 pm ]
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Author:	Screeling [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:03 pm ]
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Somebody's pregnant!

Author:	Aethien [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:51 pm ]
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You don't remember Shel's thread from our last incarnation, do you?! (Although I have to say, this was one of my wife's big complaints about being pregnant, too.)

Author:	Micheal [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:55 pm ]
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Anything is possible, though I doubt Taamar would be that careless. She knows what makes babies.

Author:	LadyKate [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:53 pm ]
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PMS or pregnancy, it does a number on the boobies. Some people have it worse for one or the other...I know what you're going through Taamar...it sucks. I don't think there is a cure, but if you find one, let me know!!

Author:	LadyKate [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:54 pm ]
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PS---Your avatar is very fitting for this rant.

Author:	Nevandal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:55 am ]
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Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay? Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it. Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms. "Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!"

Author:	Micheal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:21 pm ]
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Either the anti-cannibalism people would be storming your citadel within hours, or Taskiss would find some diabolically clever way to blow up your restaurant when he was a thousand miles away.

Author:	Nevandal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:41 pm ]
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LOL Poor Taskiss.

Author:	Nevandal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:59 pm ]
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It's always cool to meat women who enjoy both fish tacos and tube steak. ...yeah, I spelled it that way on purpose.

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Author:	Taamar [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:02 pm ]
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Nevandal wrote: Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay? Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it. Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms. "Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!" 'Hooters' is kind of a friendly euphemism in my mind. 'Vajayjay' is irritating because it's to close to 'vagina' while still being infantile; 'vagina' is clinical, 'hoohah' is playful, 'vajayjay' tries to walk the line between and does neither well in my opinion. What you might really find funny is that my favourite word for that area is 'snatch'. While at Vajayjay's Diner, don't order anything with the cheese sauce.

Author:	Micheal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:06 pm ]
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So many bad suggestive names for food are rapidly coming to mind. I need to leave this thread.

Author:	Taamar [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:07 pm ]
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Oh come on... you know they'll serve fish tacos with crema.

Author:	Nevandal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:06 pm ]
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Ohhhh....Taamar, that is so wrong. I will never think of espresso the same way.

Author:	Micheal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:43 pm ]
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Fish tacos by themselves are an old old joke and euphemism and were long before they became popular in the States.

Author:	Müs [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:50 pm ]
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"We're gonna snatch that pussy and put it in the box and take it on the airplane!" <3 Carlin

Author:	Taamar [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:46 pm ]
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Micheal wrote: Fish tacos by themselves are an old old joke and euphemism and were long before they became popular in the States. Yes, but they are delicious and I love them! (take that however you like)

Author:	Taskiss [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:24 pm ]
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Nevandal wrote: LOL Poor Taskiss. Yeah, camels don't get anywhere near the respect they should. However, since they'll be here long after the last traces of mankind are eliminated from the face of the earth, I don't think my humped brothers will care much.

Author:	Nevandal [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:43 pm ]
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Taskiss wrote: Nevandal wrote: LOL Poor Taskiss. Yeah, camels don't get anywhere near the respect they should. However, since they'll be here long after the last traces of mankind are eliminated from the face of the earth, I don't think my humped brothers will care much. Dude....don't hump your brothers. It's just not right.

Author:	Wwen [ Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:02 am ]
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Taamar wrote: Nevandal wrote: Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay? Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it. Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms. "Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!" 'Hooters' is kind of a friendly euphemism in my mind. 'Vajayjay' is irritating because it's to close to 'vagina' while still being infantile; 'vagina' is clinical, 'hoohah' is playful, 'vajayjay' tries to walk the line between and does neither well in my opinion. What you might really find funny is that my favorite word for that area is 'snatch'. While at Vajayjay's Diner, don't order anything with the cheese sauce. Vajayjay, is pretty lame. For a more complete list of terms for vagina, listen to the Blood Hound Gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo." The most disturbing is "axe wound." Ugh.