How do I hate Thee? Let me count the ways....
1. I hate the Multitasker, who thinks that driving is a good time to use the phone, put on makeup, and eat a messy burger.
2. I loathe the Texter, who weaves all over the road trying to focus on making a witty message. (Yes, the Texter is in a class by itself and far worse than the Multitasker.)
3. I despise the Creeper, who thinks the front end of his car is at the dashboard, and has no clue that 4 feet of his long engine are sticking out in the road while he waits to turn. And he keeps oozing forward, making me swerve into the next lane to avoid hitting him.
4. I dislike the Crosser, who always pulls all the way to the left when making a left turn at a median. Just because you are turning, it does not mean you drive on the left side of the road. Get over to the right where you belong.
5. I abhor the Partyer, who thinks there is better living through chemistry.
These were my road companions this morning.
And now I get to drive 6 hours.
