I loved my grandmothers, my mother, and my mother-in-law...I miss them all very much! Now if we were talking about brothers, sisters, stepbrothers, and stepsisters and their husbands, wives, or SOs, I would have a different answer!
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:42 pm ] |
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Let's discuss matricide. Either your mother, or your mother-in-law. Come on, I know you've all wanted to kill Grandma at some point. It's perfectly natural. Which is your favorite method to think about? An accident at Thanksgiving carving the turkey? A fall down the stairs? Strangling? I'd bring up the subject of patricide as well, but that's usually an Independence Day tradition that predates anyone having kids of their own. |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:45 pm ] |
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Feigned auto-erotic asphyxiation. Just kidding. |
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| Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:53 pm ] |
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I disagree with your premise. Sorry, I like 'em. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:02 pm ] |
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Never want to kill them. Living far enough away that it is rare I see them is good enough for me. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: To all parents |
To my ex-MIL for all of the loving epithets you have maxed my VM with. May you fall on the ice and have a bizarre vocal cord injury that renders you incapable of expressing your concerns about me. Really, truely...i can do without the extra love you are leaving me. |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:35 pm ] |
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Arathain Kelvar wrote: I disagree with your premise. Sorry, I like 'em. I had issues in the past, over them. So +1 |
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| Author: | Müs [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:57 pm ] |
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Mom's cool. So no worries there. Now Dad on the other hand. If I were to kill him... it'd have to be a shotgun blast to the head. Cause that's how you do zombies. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:58 pm ] |
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All my parents and grandparents are already dead. |
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| Author: | Rynar [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:01 pm ] |
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I love all the women in my life. Mother, grandmothers, inlaws... |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:44 pm ] |
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I like my mom and my MIL. But if I had to take out a female who is a mother in a painful way.... I would love to pump pure Oxygen into the room, and drop a match into the room while she is having an affair on her husband. I would also like to take him out with a Jigsaw-esque reverse bear trap helmet. And speaking of Jigsaw... I love my SO... She got me an early Valentine's day present... Saw the Final Chapter |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:06 pm ] |
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As Bill Cosby says, "These are not the people who raised me. These are old people trying to get into Heaven." |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:31 pm ] |
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My mom's been dead for 8 years, I'd give anything to have her back. My MiL is a kind loving woman. My Grandmothers have both passed. So nope, not interested. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:48 pm ] |
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The two worst days of my life were the days my Grandmother and Mother died (respectively), so I can't really relate... |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:14 pm ] |
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More seriously I really love my parents' company and I spend a lot of time with them. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:19 pm ] |
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Love my parents, they have been so wonderful. My mom is just a little overbearing at times, but she means well and she is a great mom. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:53 pm ] |
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Mom may be great, and Grandma may be great, but Mom-turned-Grandma usually has to go. My brother, for example, needs a backhoe to excavate the Barbies from his bathtub. Some of that is his own fault, but I suspect most of it is my mother's doing. |
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| Author: | Taamar [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:31 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: Mom may be great, and Grandma may be great, but Mom-turned-Grandma usually has to go. I'd like my mother to be more involved in her grandsons life... I don't know that she'd ever so much as sent him a card, and she's never visited him despite the fact that she lives closer than I do. She's very close to my sisters daughter, but that makes sense because my mom and sister were always close. Mostly I'm only reminder of mom's existence every few months when one of us thinks to call the other. |
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| Author: | Foamy [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: To all parents |
You really don't want my input in this thread. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:11 am ] |
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I've been wondering how that aspect of your life has been going Foamy. Feel free to pm me if you need to vent. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:08 am ] |
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Corolinth wrote: Mom may be great, and Grandma may be great, but Mom-turned-Grandma usually has to go. My brother, for example, needs a backhoe to excavate the Barbies from his bathtub. Some of that is his own fault, but I suspect most of it is my mother's doing. Maybe your brother likes to take a bath with tons of floating Barbies? |
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| Author: | Jasmy [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: To all parents |
I loved my grandmothers, my mother, and my mother-in-law...I miss them all very much! Now if we were talking about brothers, sisters, stepbrothers, and stepsisters and their husbands, wives, or SOs, I would have a different answer!
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:38 am ] |
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Müs wrote: Mom's cool. So no worries there. Now Dad on the other hand. If I were to kill him... it'd have to be a shotgun blast to the head. Cause that's how you do zombies. Idiot. How do you double-tap with a shotgun!? 
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| Author: | Müs [ Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:07 am ] |
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Hopwin wrote: Müs wrote: Mom's cool. So no worries there. Now Dad on the other hand. If I were to kill him... it'd have to be a shotgun blast to the head. Cause that's how you do zombies. Idiot. How do you double-tap with a shotgun!? Duh, Double Barrel :0 |
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