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Son of a *****
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Author:  Raltar [ Wed May 18, 2011 1:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Son of a *****
I have an interview tomorrow, but this time I have to shave off all of my beard. I can't win the best beard glade award if I don't have a **** beard. God damn my need for a job!

/shakes fist at the sky
Author:  LadyKate [ Wed May 18, 2011 4:10 pm ]
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Author:  Taamar [ Wed May 18, 2011 7:29 pm ]
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Raltar wrote:
I have an interview tomorrow, but this time I have to shave off all of my beard. I can't win the best beard glade award if I don't have a **** beard. God damn my need for a job!

/shakes fist at the sky



You can be a beard guy the same way I'm a redhead.
Author:  LadyKate [ Wed May 18, 2011 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Son of a *****
He can dye his skin to look like a beard?
Author:  Aegnor [ Wed May 18, 2011 8:50 pm ]
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Author:  Taamar [ Wed May 18, 2011 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Son of a *****
LadyKate wrote:
He can dye his skin to look like a beard?


No, he can decide that it's enough to be a beard guy in his heart. I haven't dyed my hair in years, it's dark reddish brown. Sort of cinnamon. Not a redhead anymore, but I've accepted and made peace with the failure of my follicles to produce hair of a colour I feel suits me.
Author:  Micheal [ Wed May 18, 2011 11:18 pm ]
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I feel for you Raltar, I've had to do that in the past. I'm so used to my beard now I don't want to even consider it.
Author:  Rynar [ Wed May 18, 2011 11:40 pm ]
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The beard is in your soul, not on your face. Wear it on your soul now so that you face can hold the honor 30 years from now when you've earned it.

/flashes beard guy gang signs
Author:  LadyKate [ Thu May 19, 2011 7:02 am ]
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Rynar wrote:
The beard is in your soul, not on your face.



That's actually, *sniffle*, rather poignant, and belongs somewhere at the end of a tear-jerking movie about an epic beard that fights several battles for his life and eventually loses, but dies a hero.

*sob* RIP, epic hobo beard!! *sob*
Author:  Foamy [ Thu May 19, 2011 7:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Son of a *****
Has the beard been shaved yet? Is the interview contingent on said shaving or will you have to shave it only if you get the job?

Your beard is in all of our thoughts.
Author:  Lenas [ Thu May 19, 2011 12:10 pm ]
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Take a picture you son of a *****!
Author:  Raltar [ Thu May 19, 2011 12:42 pm ]
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I don't take pictures. I shaved the beard right after I posted here. Had my interview this morning. Went rather well. There are just three people(including my self) that are being interviewed and I'm pretty sure I got the job because my schedule is so flexible(as in, I don't have anything else going on so I can work whatever damn hours they want) plus I have experience with animals and such.

Also:


Rynar wrote:
The beard is in your soul, not on your face. Wear it on your soul now so that you face can hold the honor 30 years from now when you've earned it.

/flashes beard guy gang signs



I have much to learn, sensei.
Author:  Raltar [ Thu May 19, 2011 6:00 pm ]
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Things apparently didn't go as well as I thought. So it's back to job hunting. On the plus side, I am so manly that my beard has already grown about a half inch since I shaved.
Author:  LadyKate [ Thu May 19, 2011 9:50 pm ]
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Raltar wrote:
Things apparently didn't go as well as I thought. So it's back to job hunting.


Sorry to hear that, bro. :(

Raltar wrote:
On the plus side, I am so manly that my beard has already grown about a half inch since I shaved.


:thumbs: Hells yeah! Atta boy!
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