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Rynar
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:50 pm 
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I know it's possible to get a ***** to act right, some of my friends have gotten theirs all docile and domesticated, but when it comes to raising up my own pimpin' hand, I'm just not strong enough.

A few things my ***** keeps **** up:

My woman does a shitty job doing the dishes. She uses way too much water and not enough soap.
She **** up my laundry all the time, and sometimes forgets to take my shirts to the dry cleaners.
She never cooks my favorite food the right way, and doesn't always cook it when I want it cooked.

I know there are some guys out there who have been able to get their ***** to act right, but I just can't figure out how. I've tried telling her she's stupid, ignoring her, sending her repeated text messages and e-mails telling her to **** act right, and telling all her friends how terrible of a house wife she is; and now I've exhasted all of my own ideas about how to control my *****'s behavior.

Please help!

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Um... Joke right?

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Grab her by the back of the head, bend her facedown over the nearest piece of furniture, and lay the pipe.

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Now, Shuyung :p be consistent!

Rynar, take his advice from Lydiaa's thread...

Positive reinforcement!! Anytime she comes even close to doing things the way you want, give her 3 mind blowing orgasms...

She will learn real fast!

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Kirra wrote:
Now, Shuyung :p be consistent!

Rynar, take his advice from Lydiaa's thread...

Positive reinforcement!! Anytime she comes even close to doing things the way you want, give her 3 mind blowing orgasms...

She will learn real fast!


That could spiral out of control real quick ;)

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Uhm, Rynar, you do know she reads the Glade when you're not looking? Right?

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Did you know that at least 75% of ***** suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that more likely than not, talking isn't the most effective way to communicate with a *****. That's when you have to hit her.


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Does Wayne Brady have to choke a *****?

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Hmm I always figured you did the cooking Rynar.

Also I'll give you the same advise I gave lydiaa, invest in a better electric dishwasher.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:40 am 
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/sobbing laugh

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Kairtane
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What do you tell a ***** with two black eyes?
















Nothing. You've told her twice already. ;)

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