The Glade 4.0

Ok, so my office layout is a "LEED" layout that's supposed to promote natural light, blah blah blah. In short, there's no offices. Just big cubicles and little cubicles.

So my company decided it would be well worth the cost to buy door bells for each of the cubes. Bear in mind that my cube (big cubicle) is roughly 12x15.

That's insane. I can see you. If I had my back to you, I could hear you tap lightly. Or clear your throat. Or say "hey".

What's worse, is that they are not purchasing them for the really small cubicles (8x10) because they are saying those cubicles are so small they are not needed. /facepalm

How frickin' annoying would that be? Pretty frickin' annoying, I tell you.

Yes. They are battery powered, and have adhesive, so they're just stuck to the doorway. They have already started to be removed, and placed under people's keyboards, on their chairs, etc. The entire office is ringing.

Oh god. I couldn't imagine how quickly I'd want to choke a *****.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Ahahahahahaha! Er, sorry, that sounds miserably annoying.

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