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| Author: | Rynar [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | ***** just won't act right... |
I know it's possible to get a ***** to act right, some of my friends have gotten theirs all docile and domesticated, but when it comes to raising up my own pimpin' hand, I'm just not strong enough. A few things my ***** keeps **** up: My woman does a shitty job doing the dishes. She uses way too much water and not enough soap. She **** up my laundry all the time, and sometimes forgets to take my shirts to the dry cleaners. She never cooks my favorite food the right way, and doesn't always cook it when I want it cooked. I know there are some guys out there who have been able to get their ***** to act right, but I just can't figure out how. I've tried telling her she's stupid, ignoring her, sending her repeated text messages and e-mails telling her to **** act right, and telling all her friends how terrible of a house wife she is; and now I've exhasted all of my own ideas about how to control my *****'s behavior. Please help! |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:31 pm ] |
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Um... Joke right? |
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| Author: | shuyung [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:14 pm ] |
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Grab her by the back of the head, bend her facedown over the nearest piece of furniture, and lay the pipe. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:21 pm ] |
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Now, Shuyung :p be consistent! Rynar, take his advice from Lydiaa's thread... Positive reinforcement!! Anytime she comes even close to doing things the way you want, give her 3 mind blowing orgasms... She will learn real fast! |
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| Author: | Müs [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:24 pm ] |
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Kirra wrote: Now, Shuyung :p be consistent! Rynar, take his advice from Lydiaa's thread... Positive reinforcement!! Anytime she comes even close to doing things the way you want, give her 3 mind blowing orgasms... She will learn real fast! That could spiral out of control real quick 
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| Author: | Micheal [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:47 pm ] |
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Uhm, Rynar, you do know she reads the Glade when you're not looking? Right? |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ***** just won't act right... |
Did you know that at least 75% of ***** suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that more likely than not, talking isn't the most effective way to communicate with a *****. That's when you have to hit her. |
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| Author: | shuyung [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:44 pm ] |
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Does Wayne Brady have to choke a *****? |
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| Author: | Rorinthas [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | ***** just won't act right... |
Hmm I always figured you did the cooking Rynar. Also I'll give you the same advise I gave lydiaa, invest in a better electric dishwasher. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:40 am ] |
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/sobbing laugh |
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| Author: | Kairtane [ Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ***** just won't act right... |
What do you tell a ***** with two black eyes? Nothing. You've told her twice already.
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