The Glade 4.0

I got this crazy idea mid November to get a second job to beef up my Christmas shopping budget and landed a job at toysrus. Despite working at toysrus during Christmas, I actually kinda like working there. Not as much as being Keeper of the Kennels at the pet resort I work at full time, but it's not too bad. The only thing that sucks(aside from, you know...lack of free time), my feet hurt pretty **** bad with all the walking and standing I do now. It's kinda pathetic, really. I'd never survive if I had to do real blue collar work.

Also, there's this nice girl that keeps flirting with me, but I think she's like 16. Which is kinda creepy. Especially since she is pretty and I'm like, the ugliest guy ever. And I have to shave my beard, so I don't have that sexiness going on to make up for my obvious physical shortcomings.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

You'd be amazed how much of a difference a good pair of shoes can make, man. 1000% serious. I have a pair of Pumas that look gay as **** but let me tell ya, when I wear them, its like walking on air all day.

Truth. Get some good shoes. My daughter always wanted to wear these sneakers that were "cool" but worthless for athletics. Then she got a stress fracture in her foot. She's a lot more willing to wear practical shoes now, let me tell ya!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."