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Hopwin
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:31 am 
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There is no way 60,000+ years of survival instinct resulted in my dog... Yesterday she ate two glass christmas bulbs and the disposable cartridge from a razor while I was at work. Survival of the fittest my ***. On a similar note, ID must be wrong or God is a major prick for putting such a dumb, dumb, dumb dog on this planet.

Still love the hell out of her, but good God what a dumb, dumb, dumb dog.

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She is still alive...right? So, I would say survival of the fittest is pretty accurate. :)

Imagine if she were to have puppies...they would be Super Puppies!!

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Good point, very glad I got her fixed...

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When the world was created it was perfect, but then went and messed things up.

Also dog breeding is unnatural selection. We take the traits that appeal to us and breed those, as opposed to the ones best for the species survival.

However I'm glad your dog is okay.

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Faith in Darwin restored:

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Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies
A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.

Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.

But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell's backside.

Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward.

"It's sickening," North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. "I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it."

Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.

Read more: http://www.wyff4.com/news/30037563/deta ... z1h6OdNLoi

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What, you've never heard of *** crack?

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What, you've never heard of *** crack?

Wow. Win.
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I am really trying to find a way to shoehorn that into the Glade Quotes thread but failing hard...

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Stathol...that is the absolute best reply to a post EVER!



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especially with his sig.

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Why do you think dogs have so many pups...
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cause the process to make them is so much fun ?
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because if you practiced selective abortion in puppies, PETA and other such organizations would be all over your ****

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