"Oh you want to get an early start on your assignment, because there is just so much to do, is that so?"
How about you stop wasting the first 20-30 minutes of your shift chewing the cud with the rest of the herd? How about you show the **** up, write your assignment, get report and get started? If getting everything done in a reasonable time is so important to you?
No you have to discuss the weather first, guess what it's hot, there done. No you have to talk about which shady spot you parked and is it a good decision for the afternoon sun, oh wait you think you should go move your car....fantastic I will be here waiting to hand off the patients you so loudly say you can not wait to get too.
Back, ohh your darling daughters prom pictures came back and you have to share them, well hell that is a cute dress, and she went with the Quarter back, well there is a life accomplishment, wait is this sparking a group trip down the menopausal memory lane, now you all want to discuss your prom days?
"Uncle fester, don't you have something you want to say?" Why yes I do, the patient in 301 is currently on these vent setting....
_________________ "Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." — Alan Moore
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