I would love to be on this jury. I'm also mortally offended by the segments lead-in (which likely disqualifies me).
I fly frequently, and I always get myself hard as a rock before I go through pat-downs. I thank them for the "handy" afterwards. If they don't like it they can quit, or not grope me. Either way works.
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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:19-20