The Glade 4.0

in roughly that order


https://twitter.com/DPRK_News?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

US democratic party presidential debate pits socialist Bernard Sanders against poisonous fishwife Hillary Clinton.

7:17 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Also participating in US democratic debate is Martin Omalley, a common worker of no accomplishment chosen to speak for voiceless masses.

7:39 PM - 17 Jan


US democratic debate seen as important for Hillary Clinton, who seeks to avoid prosecution for many vile treasons and crimes.
7:42 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Ordinary peasant Martin Omalley describes US city of Baltimore as hellish jungle in which thousands of children are murdered by thugs.
9:17 PM - 17 Jan 2016

US senator Bernard Sanders states that US workers and peasants lead subhuman lives of base and ignominious slavery.
9:06 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Bernard Sanders shouts loudly concerning unspecified problems.
9:20 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Bernard Sanders loudly demands revolution and forced mental hospitalization for social undesirables such as drug addicts.
9:27 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Martin Omalley babbles in remarkably dim and obscure fashion.
9:37 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Bernard Sanders praises nations such as Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for providing health care as basic right of all workers.
9:40 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Embittered by endless shouting and duplicity, US workers turn away from democratic party debate in favor of alcohol.
9:52 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Bernard Sanders admits that all US politicians are base and craven slaves serving only the interests of banks.
9:55 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Democratic debate descends into chaos as candidates shout and bellow in the fashion of apes and lower primates.
10:01 PM - 17 Jan 2016

US deputy president Hillary Clinton bares fangs and slobbers in rage after being compared to a doxy in thrall to Wall Street banks.
10:06 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Bernard Sanders confesses that US workers must be content with smaller and flimsier cars in a dark and uncertain future.
10:10 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Bernard Sanders states that warmonger president Bill Clinton is a man of exceedingly low character and a moral disgrace.
10:45 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Martin Omalley is forced to remind democratic debate moderators that he is present and on stage.
10:40 PM - 17 Jan 2016

US deputy president Hillary Clinton admits that crumbling infrastructure forces peasants to drink brackish and urine-tainted waters of shame
10:55 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Martin Omalley reacts with stunned silence as lapdog reporters finally acknowledge his presence.
10:52 PM - 17 Jan 2016

US democratic debate ends as it began, in confusion, chicanery, and hollering.
10:56 PM - 17 Jan 2016

This is priceless - I need to find Republican ones.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Fantastic.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Apparently there were a few more:

Braggart Hillary Clinton boasts of taking chemical weapons from Syria; remains silent concerning her miserable failure against DPRK weapons.

Bernard Sanders cautioned to cease ill-advised talk of "twice bitten dictators," lest he feel the sting of the lash across his pitiful back.

Ordinary American peasant Martin Omalley observes penitent silence as he is lectured by his ruling class betters.

Insulting and boorish Hillary Clinton compared to a haggard crone of unusually spiteful disposition.

Kim Il-Sung University professor describes US democrats as party of reactionary fascism, while republicans represent fascistic reaction.

Bernard Sanders shouts in bewildered bafflement that he is hard of hearing.

Hillary Clinton describes US as bigoted racist nation in which police slaughter negroes with impunity, under laws enacted by her husband.


I'm not sure why these lack the timestamps.

Also, I don't know how much of this is translation error - the references to "deputy President Hillary Clinton" seem to imply a degree of that - and what's actually them; with the Norks it's impossible to say.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

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I'm mildly disappointed that that's (almost certainly) a parody/spoof account.

Twitter seems a bit confused as to whether or not it is, though -- it's listing both @CIA (verified) and "Vladimir Putin" @DarthPutinKGB as similar users.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Quite possibly it is.

Whoever it is does know the Norks pretty well, though, as the general character and phrasing of the comments reflects what the DPRK news website used to put out. Even if it is a spoof, it sounds an awful lot like how they would characterize things. In their case I feel quite comfortable saying that it'd be damn hard to tell the difference between a spoof and reality.

For example:

DPRK News Website claims Nork archaeologists have discovered a unicorn's lair

I used to follow their news website for amusement, and this is.. well, it's definitely one of the more unusual ones, but still representative of their idea of effective propaganda.




Also, my favorite is:

"Democratic debate descends into chaos as candidates shout and bellow in the fashion of apes and lower primates."

If they're referring to the moment I think they are that comment is.. not entirely inaccurate.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I can't stop reading the twitter feed.

Remarkable, isn't it?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."