The Glade 4.0

Discuss.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I claim the beagle. His name is now Rufus.

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Unfortunately, we are required to disclose that Rufus was involved in a telemarketing scam to bilk millions from senior citizens. He's a very bad dog.

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Holy shitsnacks!

...well, someone had to do it.

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One of these things is not like the others!

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

You do realize that one of those is NOT a puppy....right?

I want the Siberian. I think it's a Siberian. It's got blue eyes. Mine!

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

This thread now sponsored by the Gaybrador Retriever Foundation!

It is, technically, a "pup". Therefore the colloquialism "puppy" can be applied.

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The siberian is under indictment for interstate spice trading and distribution.

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fortunatly Spice trading is only illegal in Star Wars and Dune...

I mean sure... I just dont think DEA gets involved in Taragon and Sage cases.

I'll summon my horde of PETAfriends and there will be a rescue. You will have paint thrown on your leather jacket. It will be pink. Deep, commie pink.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Stathol's referring to the fact that the second image from the top is indeed a painting.

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Fortunately, my leather has been treated with a nanoscopic paint repellent.

However, we would release the husky to you on his own recognizance. Be careful though, he does know the killing bark.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Actually, I'm not that smart. I just meant the seal. You're right about that image, though. Weird that I didn't even notice that :S

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It is a seal pup, though, so maybe we can bend the rules a little.

But just this once.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Coincidence perhaps, that this dog's name is Magritte.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Fix'd.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

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+100 xp

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I was too busy trying to figure out whose murder the last dog in the OP was plotting to notice the Seal Pup.

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Arafys, you just made my day.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Perhaps fluffyTeddy should have used a different assassin.

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I want to adopt the shi-tzu puppy please.. he looks just like my doggie...

I'll name him Teddy~!

Teddy is probably the most dangerous puppy known to man. Also known as the "Destroyer of Worlds" His rage is almost as uncontrollable as his power.

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Holy shitsnacks!

eeeexxxxxxceeeelennnttttt....

My plan is coming along nicely... /takes out liver treats...

Aaaah, OK.


This puppy obviously represents the militant libertarian board contingent. Obviously, it cares for its toy more than other puppy life, and if you were to attempt to take this toy (even just to throw to let the puppy fetch, or wash it), your life would be forfeit, for what gains a puppy if its property is taken away?

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Any questions?


This puppy is representative of Obama, indicative of the way the Obama administration is weak on terror. Look at him; he's literally rolled over on his back, attempting to appease the enemy in any way possible, rather than adopt a dominant posture. Also, he's half white and half black.


This pup represents global warming.


Liberal who just just heard about the Scott Brown win.


Lockstep liberals, followers of the Messiah.

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John Edwards, after word leaked to the press about his infidelity and love child.


Scott Roeder puppy.

FarSky definitely has an evil streak. He hides it semi-well, but it's there under the surface, waiting to boil over and pooch everything in it's path.