The Glade 4.0

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Speaking on behalf of DJ Schlong and the Boyz, irresponsible and/or clumsy people should not give BJs.

Beanie weenies too?

But those are usually the hotter ones...

So what we need are blowjob licenses whereby you may administer said act only with the aforementioned license.

I will volunteer my time to be a fulltime examineer. I am that selfless. Being a municipal servant is not a gift, it is a responsibility.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

First applicant. She took her dentures out. Just for you.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

*takes look at paper work*

DENIED.

I even have a stamp with red ink.

I also have one of those awesome "next window" signs I can put out at anytime. I've thought this through.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Enjoy that.

I volunteer to be a test dummy.

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Wait... are you volunteering to be the tester or the testee? This is important hehe...

Rafael wants to be the tester I am going to be the practice dummy like resusi anne.

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Horrible things have happened to practice dummies.

You'll of course be using the desensitizing cream to ensure the test lasts longer than 4.2 seconds, right?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

So... you want Raf to perform tests on you?

Hey man, whatever floats your boat. I ain't gonna judge.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I said examiner. Your reading comprehension fails.

In order to examine performance for said license, one also must be the test dummy.

Mike, I don't care how long the test lasts. I'm just interesting in administering as many tests to those qualify per day as possible. There are busty housewives out there that need their license. I won't let my ego get in the way of that.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Rafe, 60 tests an hour is just going to drain you dry testing the basics. You really want the Class A license testing job for the pros, where they use all the tricks, navigate all the curves in the road with skill and aplomb, get the load to the delivery dock on time and in good condition.

Remember, you're hourly, not salaried. You don't get paid for recharge time.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Anecdotally, the average session time with an Amsterdam professional is 2-3 minutes.

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They wouldn't be professionals if it took longer than that

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Holy shitsnacks!