The Glade 4.0

Will offend many, but funny as hell

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Holy shitsnacks!

All of 7 seconds to know it was pointless idiocy.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Cute

That's kind of disturbing in a few ways. I would suggest, though, that it's not idiocy. I'm uncertain if it's offensive.

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I want those 5 minutes back.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

The idiotic part I found was the suggestion that teenage girls intent on saving themselves for marriage commonly engage in anal sex. Anal sex hurts like a **** without a slow, patient partner and teenage boys are anything but slow and patient when it comes to sex. At that point I just didn't need to watch the remaining 4:34; if someone has just tried to sell me a bridge, I really don't need to hear the pitch for beachfront property in Nebraska that follows.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Wow...you guys have never heard this before? Not the song but the whole, idea behind it. It is something that is done.

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Raell Kromwell

I don't think anyone is saying the concept is foreign... just that the video is beyond obnoxious

Dude. It happens ALL the time. Seriously, this is, like, A Thing™

No pun intended.

Hurr hurr hur.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I don't make puns...

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Raell Kromwell

^That, also not very funny. Teenage kids are idiots and completely illogical? OMGZ STOP THE PRESSES!

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I would really like to know where these girls are then, because once they hit 18 90% of them seem to discover an allergy to anal sex.

I think a lot of people are having their legs pulled. Yeah, SOME of them probably do it, but it's not like it's not common knowledge that anal sex can be really painful. Teenagers understand perfectly well why we use the expression "**** in the ***" when something undesirable happens.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

It's a well-known phenomenon, if mainly apocryphal. Sex the "Irish Way".

That being said, Garfunkel & Oates (Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci) are a comedy music duo. They're funny. Some of you may not think so, that's fine.

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I think I remember Rynar complaining that most of the girls in his high school were this way.

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The Dude abides.

It's a thing. Definitely a thing.

I've known a handful of girls that espoused this, and quite a few friends (largely catholic) who said it was even more common in their high schools.

It's common enough we even have a custom made card for it in our regular Cards Against Humanity game.

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

Its ok, I'll make them for you

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Holy shitsnacks!