Let me get this strait: Clinton, Spitzer, and Weiner are all political idols worthy to run again, but Herman Cane was forced out of the Presidential Race on rumor alone. Nope. No double standard here

It's because Cain is black.

Grand-Dragony grave

spittake

I always mentally pronounce that as "speh tah keh" for some reason.

Make that a witch republican black man. We burn them 'round these parts.

Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Rubber Pool Raft. Again.

Posted by Alaina McConnell on Thu, Jul 11, 2013 at 11:56 AM

An Ohio man was arrested for public indecency after he was caught engaging in sexual relations with a pool raft.

Apparently this is his fifth arrest for similar offenses.

In this most recent incident, Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, of Hamilton allegedly stepped outside of his Harmon Ave. home on June 17 at approximately 1:20 p.m. completely naked, the police report said.

A child in his neighborhood then witnessed the accused "having sexual relations with a rubber pool float." It is unclear whether the raft was in water or on dry land.

Tobergta was indicted by a grand jury yesterday for public indecency, a fifth-degree felony. Should he be convicted (and c'mon it's his fifth offense), he could face 12 months behind bars.

Here's what the Norwalk Reflector had to say about one of his previous offenses:

In August 2011, Tobergta, was arrested at his home after he was seen engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to police records. The incident allegedly occurred in an alley behind his home. The witness, who was the owner of the raft, reported to police that the suspect took the raft with him after being shouted at to stop, according to records.

No, that's more "Put some damn clothes on if you're going outside"

Bang all the pool toys you want, but do it in the privacy of your own home.

It is unclear whether the raft was in water or on dry land.