the assault was well-planned and they had good recon of their target.

Except for the part where they went to the wrong building.. two doors down, and had to ask directions to their actual target location...

Where did you see that? That wasn't in any report I read.

The two masked men brandishing automatic weapons had the wrong door. They were looking for the offices of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly.

After learning from a pair of maintenance workers that their target was two doors over, the gunmen killed one of the unfortunate duo.

This kind of thing really puts our immigration problems in perspective, though. Sure, we have a lot of illegals, but at least they get jobs and keep the ultra violence south of the border. Can you imagine if the Mexican drug lords started sending trained killers up here to massacre newspapers that dared to report on drug smuggling?

This kind of thing really puts our immigration problems in perspective, though. Sure, we have a lot of illegals, but at least they get jobs and keep the ultra violence south of the border. Can you imagine if the Mexican drug lords started sending trained killers up here to massacre newspapers that dared to report on drug smuggling?

In the aftermath of the deadly assault on the offices of Charlie Hebdo, a French satirical newspaper, much of the world has rallied in solidarity with the publication, its irreverent cartoonists and their right to free speech. But not everyone is so supportive. Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, a U.S. organization that "defends the rights of Catholics," issued a statement titled "Muslims are right to be angry." In it, Donohue criticized the publication's history of offending the world's religiously devout, including non-Muslims. The murdered Charlie Hebdo editor Stephane Charbonnier "didn’t understand the role he played in his [own] tragic death," the statement reads. "Had [Charbonnier] not been so narcissistic, he may still be alive," Donohue says, in what must be one of the more offensive and insensitive comments made on this tragic day.

...[Donohue] clings to a defense of religious sensitivities bound to infuriate free-speech advocates and secularists and pins the fault of a terror attack on its victims.

Editor's note: An earlier version of this article included images offensive to various religious groups that did not meet the Post's standards, and should not have been published. They have been removed.

There is something of an irony here. This incident has brought freedom of speech to the forefront. Public opinion has, predictably, come down strongly sympathetic to the victims. They have, in essence, made the staff of Charlie Hebdo into free speech martyrs. Give them each their 72 virgins 2 lusty whores.

What did they ever do to you that you want to cheat them out of the other 70?

I'll take 2 lusty whores over 72 inexperienced virgins.

Exactly.

Yeah, but why does it have to drop to 2 just because they're whores? Cheapskates.