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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:03 am 
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- If you could have averaged Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass together, they might both still be alive today.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:06 am 
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I feel triggered.

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Please remember to put trigger warning in the thread title next time. I now need to find a safe room.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:29 pm 
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I don't know who either of those people are. Is it worth my time to actually look them up?


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Xequecal wrote:
I don't know who either of those people are. Is it worth my time to actually look them up?


How badly do you want to get the joke?

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hahahaha

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It's not a new joke, though. I first heard it as "Think what music would be like today if Karen had eaten that ham sandwich".

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Women should be more grateful to the Patriarchy. We gave those ***** every civil right they have.

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Why did we give women and minorities all those rights if they're going to be this ungrateful?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:19 am 
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No one actually wants those rights, or the improvement of any perceived social problem anyhow. If a problem actually starts to get solved there's less to complain about.

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