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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:09 am 
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This place has been so lively, I figure I'll tone it down with a non-controversial topic.

Here are The Top 8 Ways to be Traditionally Married According to the Bible
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So, are you trying to say that you, your husband, and your husband's concubine are traditionally married and we should stop treating you like you're some kind of freak for submitting to God's will and His plan?

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Corolinth wrote:
So, are you trying to say that you, your husband, and your husband's concubine are traditionally married and we should stop treating you like you're some kind of freak for submitting to God's will and His plan?


If you'd like.

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6 or 7 years ago this would have been some pretty awesome trolling.

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Oh, thought that top right one was some kinda Nightmare Before Christmas sequel.

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Vladimirr wrote:
Nightmare Before Christmas


You're not wrong. This is a great alternate name for "The Old Testament."

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Vladimirr wrote:
Oh, thought that top right one was some kinda Nightmare Before Christmas sequel.

Wrong Tim Burton film. That's clearly The Corpse Bride. :)


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Talya wrote:
Vladimirr wrote:
Nightmare Before Christmas


You're not wrong. This is a great alternate name for "The Old Testament."


:spit:

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Talya wrote:
Vladimirr wrote:
Nightmare Before Christmas


You're not wrong. This is a great alternate name for "The Old Testament."


I have no words.

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