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Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Sausages need warning labels too |
Discuss. |
Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:10 pm ] |
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Only if said sausages are served in a bun. |
Author: | damaged [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:13 pm ] |
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Technically, since hotdogs are a subset of sausages, we should probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form. Other than the natural tube form, but my dog doesn't seem to have a problem with his bully sticks. |
Author: | Lex Luthor [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:14 pm ] |
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Yes, with warning labels on the warning labels. |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:16 pm ] |
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Sausage inna bun? Spoiler: |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:17 pm ] |
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damaged wrote: Technically, since hotdogs are a subset of sausages, we should probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form. Other than the natural tube form, but my dog doesn't seem to have a problem with his bully sticks. Poland choked on Germany in WWII. /nod This is why France Surrendered. They were afraid of the sausage. |
Author: | LadyKate [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:17 pm ] |
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So many jokes, so little time.... |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:29 pm ] |
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I am nothing if not compliant with safety regs. CAUTION, BELOW IMAGE MAY CONSTITUTE A CHOKING HAZARD! CAUTION REQUIRED! NSFHOPWIN! Spoiler: |
Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:34 pm ] |
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For the love of God throw a NSFHE label on that picture. |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:35 pm ] |
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Its just pants But, fine :p |
Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:37 pm ] |
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The HE is for Human Eyes Close enough though. |
Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:37 pm ] |
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damaged wrote: probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form. It makes me so sad that people leave Sweden out of this. Of course, it's lack of widespread notoriety means more körv for me, so... |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:40 pm ] |
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Kaffis Mark V wrote: damaged wrote: probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form. It makes me so sad that people leave Sweden out of this. Of course, it's lack of widespread notoriety means more körv for me, so... Yes. Sweden is a choking hazard as well. Spoiler: |
Author: | Taskiss [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:53 pm ] |
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Would summer sausage need a warning label during winter? |
Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:57 pm ] |
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Huh. Why had I not realized that Norway isn't a part of the EU before? |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:59 pm ] |
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Taskiss wrote: Would summer sausage need a warning label during winter? I believe that it would require an *additional* warning label. Cold sausage could possibly be thought to constitute a more severs choking hazard than warm sausage. |
Author: | Diamondeye [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sausages need warning labels too |
Arathain Kelvar wrote: Discuss. Whose sausage did you choke on? |
Author: | Loki [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:26 pm ] |
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Kaffis Mark V wrote: damaged wrote: probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form. It makes me so sad that people leave Sweden out of this. Of course, it's lack of widespread notoriety means more körv for me, so... While Swedish meats are pretty damn tasty, they've got NOTHING on fresh Bratwürst aus Deutschland. Fresh off the grill with some mustard on a Brotchen. So good! Although, I'll stab a b*tch that gets between me and my Lefse. Great...now I'll be thinking about delicious Scandinavian food all day! |
Author: | Vindicarre [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sausages need warning labels too |
Arathain Kelvar wrote: Discuss. Looks safe to me: Spoiler: |
Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:51 pm ] |
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Müs wrote: Yes. Sweden is a choking hazard as well. Spoiler: Yikes, and to think the entire time I was touring the European Union, I was walking around with that in my pocket.... |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:53 pm ] |
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Arathain Kelvar wrote: Müs wrote: Yes. Sweden is a choking hazard as well. Spoiler: Yikes, and to think the entire time I was touring the European Union, I was walking around with that in my pocket.... Peeners are everywhere. /nod. |
Author: | DFK! [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:17 pm ] |
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Kaffis Mark V wrote: Huh. Why had I not realized that Norway isn't a part of the EU before? Because **** the EU, that's why. |
Author: | Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:01 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Best Hot Dog Cooker. Ever. |
Author: | Lydiaa [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sausages need warning labels too |
You realise you're advocating for the mandate to only allow responsible people to be able to give bjs right? And you realise responsible person who gives said er.. procedure are usually not promiscuous. So by reason of deduction, you’re essentially lowering the probability of said er… procedure for yourselves and condemning the young of your country to self reliance… |
Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:02 pm ] |
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What about snausages? |
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