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Author:  Diamondeye [ Mon May 24, 2010 9:03 pm ]
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RARR!!

This is a bit out of date but I had to post it.

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A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

Bodies found

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

"Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear," another police officer said.

A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.

Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.

Animal attacks

Wildlife experts say the conflict in Kashmir has actually resulted in an increase in the population of bears and leopards.

Following the outbreak of the insurgency people had to hand in their weapons to police - which put a halt to poaching.

As a result, there has been a greater incidence of man-animal conflict, say experts.

There have been many reports of bears and leopards killing or mauling humans in different parts of the Kashmir valley in recent years.

Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.

Author:  Uinan [ Mon May 24, 2010 10:53 pm ]
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Bet it was the Kung Fu bear.

Author:  Loki [ Tue May 25, 2010 3:34 am ]
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I guess they just couldn't bear the attack.

Author:  Nitefox [ Tue May 25, 2010 7:41 am ]
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Sometimes you get the bear...

Author:  Diamondeye [ Tue May 25, 2010 7:42 am ]
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And (of course) the other 2 bearly got away.

Author:  FarSky [ Tue May 25, 2010 8:12 am ]
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The bear needed a cheesy action-movie catchphrase to say after he took out the militants. Something like "I have a right to BEAR ARMS."

Author:  Xerxes [ Tue May 25, 2010 8:23 am ]
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We must have some sort of MST3K Refernce !
[youtube]68lii7CUdFw[/youtube]

Had to do it =)

Author:  FarSky [ Tue May 25, 2010 8:35 am ]
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Haaaa. I'd forgotten about that one. :D

Author:  Lenas [ Tue May 25, 2010 11:22 am ]
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FarSky wrote:
The bear needed a cheesy action-movie catchphrase to say after he took out the militants. Something like "I have a right to BEAR ARMS."

Image

Author:  Rynar [ Tue May 25, 2010 11:28 am ]
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Colbert is so right right this. If militants are high on our threat list, and bears are a threat to militants...

Author:  Stathol [ Tue May 25, 2010 11:36 am ]
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The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

Hey! You got assault rifles in my pudding!

You got pudding on my assault rifles!

Finally, two great things that go great together!

Author:  Diamondeye [ Tue May 25, 2010 12:17 pm ]
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The really hilarious part of this is the fact that these assholes had at least 2 assault rifles with them. What a bunch of retards!

Not only that, but none of the 4 species of bear in India is terribly large. The Sun Bear gets up to about 135 pounds, the Sloth Bear to 300 pounds and the Asiatic Black Bear with a record weight of 440 pounds. Still a large, powerful animal but we're not talking about a Grizzly/Kodiak/Polar Bear sized monster here.

Author:  Colphax [ Tue May 25, 2010 11:25 pm ]
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Don't piss Baloo off...

Author:  darksiege [ Wed May 26, 2010 2:47 am ]
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Dude... they just did not have the Bear Necessities

Author:  Lydiaa [ Thu May 27, 2010 6:55 pm ]
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Maybe it was just mad there weren't any picnic baskets...

Author:  darksiege [ Thu May 27, 2010 7:00 pm ]
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so did someone make a bubu?

Author:  Diamondeye [ Fri May 28, 2010 9:46 am ]
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I don't think the Ranger would be happy.

Author:  Micheal [ Fri May 28, 2010 6:33 pm ]
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Darwin Award winners?

Author:  Diamondeye [ Sat May 29, 2010 8:19 am ]
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A distinct possibility!

Author:  Jauspiced [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:01 pm ]
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This was clearly an engineered cyber-bear

Author:  Rynar [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:51 am ]
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Jauspiced wrote:
This was clearly an engineered cyber-bear


/bonk

Welcome to the Glade!

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:57 am ]
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Jauspiced wrote:
This was clearly an engineered cyber-bear

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