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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:18 am 
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6132718/Men-lose-their-minds-speaking-to-pretty-women.html

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Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
Talking to an attractive woman really can make a man lose his mind, according to a new study.

Pat Hagan
Published: 10:28AM BST 03 Sep 2009
The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.
Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks.
The findings have implications for the performance of men who flirt with women in the workplace, or even exam results in mixed-sex schools.
Women, however, were not affected by chatting to a handsome man.
This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities.
Psychologists at Radboud University in The Netherlands carried out the study after one of them was so struck on impressing an attractive woman he had never met before, that he could not remember his address when she asked him where he lived.
Researchers said it was as if he was so keen to make an impression he 'temporarily absorbed most of his cognitive resources.'
To see if other men were affected in the same way, they recruited 40 male heterosexual students.
Each one performed a standard memory test where they had to observe a stream of letters and say, as fast as possible, if each one was the same as the one before last.
The volunteers then spent seven minutes chatting to male or female members of the research team before repeating the test.
The results showed men were slower and less accurate after trying to impress the women. The more they fancied them, the worse their score.
But when the task was repeated with a group of female volunteers, they did not get the same results. Memory scores stayed the same, whether they had chatted to a man or a woman.
In a report on their findings the researchers said: 'We conclude men's cognitive functioning may temporarily decline after an interaction with an attractive woman.'
Psychologist Dr George Fieldman, a member of the British Psychological Society, said the findings reflect the fact that men are programmed to think about ways to pass on their genes.
'When a man meets a pretty woman, he is what we call 'reproductively focused'.
'But a woman also looks for signs of other attributes, such as wealth, youth and kindness. Just the look of the man would be unlikely to have the same effect.'


There used to be a drop dead gorgeous woman that worked in the cubicle right across from mine. It definitely made it difficult to work sometimes. I remember when she had to get down under her desk to mess with her computer wires... I was useless the rest of the day.


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In the same room as me...doesn't bother me. In my face and expecting me to react, yea. But pretty just doesn't cut it. She has to be pretty damn hot to get me like that.

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Did someone really need to spend the money and waste the time on a study to prove what we already knew? ;)

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I definitely notice this happen. I get quieter, my humor level dips, and I have trouble coming up with thoughts. In addition, I notice I spend more on dates, clothes, etc. when I'm around attractive women. Men are just hard-wired for this. It's the ability to overcome it that makes you the self-assured, confident male.


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Ienan wrote:
I definitely notice this happen. I get quieter, my humor level dips, and I have trouble coming up with thoughts. In addition, I notice I spend more on dates, clothes, etc. when I'm around attractive women. Men are just hard-wired for this. It's the ability to overcome it that makes you the self-assured, confident male.


Isn't that the whole purpose of, yanno, the advice to guys to go spend some time in their bunk before they go out with a woman?
Now that would be a study worth funding.

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LadyKate wrote:
Did someone really need to spend the money and waste the time on a study to prove what we already knew? ;)


Well, what I think is....

Um... Er..

Damn, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh well..

So hey, LK....you come here often? ;)

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This is why you need to sleep with them and get rid of the sexual energy, and then you can think about other things... temporarily... Or just not be in their presence. I can't have attractive female friends who I'm not allowed to touch because it is like having great food in front of me that I can't eat.


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Why does anyone consider this news? Been going on forever.

Corollary: Why do you think there are so many successful gay men in the entertainment industry? They can still think and operate lucidly around beautiful women.

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HHMMM, so this I guess is an explanation for half of the dumbfoundedness of my male 7th grade students when asked questions.

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HHMMM, so this I guess is an explanation for half of the dumbfoundedness of my male 7th grade students when asked questions.


Oh yes, I'd imagine it does. Then there are the ones who don't know the material at all.

In 7th Grade it is definitely a problem. I had a number of female teachers in junior high and high school that received my entire attention, not that I could hear a word they were saying. By the time I was in college I had a more defined set of criteria and only spaced out on a couple of teachers.

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This seems sexist to me? :P

What about Women around attractive men?

Or gays and lesbians for that matter?


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Its all a jedi mind trick. These are not the pheronomes you are looking for.

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and in other news... Water is wet. Film at 11.

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I remember third grade. Rather I remember my third grade teacher. It was halloween, and she dressed up as Tinkerbell. She was tall and blonde, and built much like a woman should be. I was young, impressionable, and at the perfect height to notice why they are called "tights".

I also remember my music teacher in High School. I was learning the upright bass, so her teaching was being pressed up against my back showing me how to hold it and to use the proper fingering.

The instrument.

A little taller then I was, and she had long curly red hair. A few years after she left I was finally able to learn how to play.

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Midgen wrote:
This seems sexist to me? :P

What about Women around attractive men?

Or gays and lesbians for that matter?


Women have numerous advantages, such as being paid to attend social events and not being distracted around attractive men. But they bleed every month.


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But they bleed every month.


Because of this right here... I find it perfectly acceptable that a nice set of boobies can make me unable to think clearly.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XLKcMoXRE


(no can has embed of youtube, even with tags!)

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darksiege wrote:
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But they bleed every month.


Because of this right here... I find it perfectly acceptable that a nice set of boobies can make me unable to think clearly.


I'm more of an *** and leg man myself.

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Arise thread!! ARISE!!!!!

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Oh, this is nothing. According to Harry Reid, men beat their women when they lose their jobs. Because we are naturally prone to domestic abuse.

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[youtube]c9wzn6j3Ep4[/youtube]

...and women aren't abusive.

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Looks like Harry Reid caught your avatar about to "slap a ho", Vindi.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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[youtube]c9wzn6j3Ep4[/youtube]

...and women aren't abusive.


**** WHAT!?!?

Maybe if you didn't live in a shithole podunk nowhere town in the middle of the desert, you'd know that that's bullshit.

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Maybe if you didn't live in a shithole podunk nowhere town in the middle of the desert, you'd know that that's bullshit.


Or being over-exposed to the type of out of work trailer trash who beat their women.

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