The Glade 4.0
https://gladerebooted.net/

Lacks sarcastic enough title.
https://gladerebooted.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=5980
Page 1 of 2

Author:  Uncle Fester [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:02 am ]
Post subject:  Lacks sarcastic enough title.

http://www.canada.com/technology/docume ... story.html


Gia to get representation at the UN, children of Gia werewolves celebrate! Black Spiral Dancers and Pentax leave in protest!

Quote:
It also establishes a Ministry of Mother Earth, and provides the planet with an ombudsman whose job is to hear nature's complaints as voiced by activist and other groups, including the state.

Author:  Wwen [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:10 am ]
Post subject: 

UuuuUUUUUuuuuuuaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhh.......

Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:13 am ]
Post subject: 

So the UN has descended to the same level as the US Senate now? (aka we've got nothing "more pressing" to deal with so let's grab some headlines with some stupid non-binding ****?)

Author:  Khross [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re:

Hopwin wrote:
So the UN has descended to the same level as the US Senate now? (aka we've got nothing "more pressing" to deal with so let's grab some headlines with some stupid non-binding ****?)
Fairly certain the U.N. invented that level of uselessness.

Author:  Nitefox [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lacks sarcastic enough title.


Author:  Diamondeye [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re:

Hopwin wrote:
So the UN has descended to the same level as the US Senate now? (aka we've got nothing "more pressing" to deal with so let's grab some headlines with some stupid non-binding ****?)


More than that. The Senate may be at rock bottom, but the U.N. has long since started to dig, and apparently just got itself a steam shovel.

If you read further into the article it quickly becomes evident that it has little to do with "rights" for earth or bugs or trees or wht the **** ever. It's really about giving special rights to certain activist groups and more importantly to indiginous people, based on their religions.

Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lacks sarcastic enough title.

Nitefox wrote:


The fact that you married a tree-hugging hippie makes this even funnier. Just for making fun of my people, I am going to cook something with tofu and beansprouts and tree fungi for dinner tonight.

PS--I also would like a video montage of apologies from all men for cutting down trees and building useless things like houses with the lumber.

Author:  Corolinth [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:55 am ]
Post subject: 

Kate, those people aren't hippies. Our parents may have been hippies. (One of mine was, the other not so much). Those people are **** nuts.

Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:59 am ]
Post subject: 

Hahaha, yeah Coro, I'm aware. I spent half my life in Oregon....there are people EVERYWHERE, especially in Eugene, that are just like the people in the video. I've been around folks like that for years...they really do get that upset over anything that has to do with nature. I was leaning a bit towards that way myself until I moved to Mississippi.

Author:  Corolinth [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:06 am ]
Post subject: 

Did you eat lots of granola?

Author:  Khross [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re:

Corolinth wrote:
Did you eat lots of granola?
Granola is awesome. In fact, granola tastes its best when you're field dressing some sort of 4 legged deer or deer relative while crying hippies argue with you.

Author:  Corolinth [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:15 am ]
Post subject: 

Well, granola was the "crunchy" part of "earthy crunchy" girls, according to an ex of mine. "Earthy crunchy" conjured a specific image that I don't think she intended, given the context. Suffice to say, her clarification didn't help much, and I've always wondered wtf "earthy crunchy" girls are.

However, if Kate was also a granola eater, it may all finally be coming together.

Author:  Elmarnieh [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:00 am ]
Post subject: 

Those people are why pot needs to be legal - they need to be smoked up all day to the point they don't realize they are burning a plant.

Author:  Taskiss [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lacks sarcastic enough title.

Nitefox wrote:

The first 30 seconds of so of this video reminded me of that fake group of Avatar LARP'ers...I had to stop the show when the screamer starting mourning at the top of her lungs, not sure where it went from there.

Author:  RangerDave [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re:

LadyKate wrote:
I spent half my life in Oregon....until I moved to Mississippi.

So you traded those crazies for these ones?


Author:  FarSky [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:50 am ]
Post subject: 

Had no clue what the **** the OP was about until I realized that "Gia" was supposed to be "Gaia."

Author:  RangerDave [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re:

FarSky wrote:
Had no clue what the **** the OP was about until I realized that "Gia" was supposed to be "Gaia."

Yeah, I was a bit confused at first too, but it became clear once I saw a picture of the new ombudsman:
Spoiler:
Image

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

Khross wrote:
Corolinth wrote:
Did you eat lots of granola?
Granola is awesome.

Truth.

Author:  FarSky [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

RangerDave wrote:
FarSky wrote:
Had no clue what the **** the OP was about until I realized that "Gia" was supposed to be "Gaia."

Yeah, I was a bit confused at first too, but it became clear once I saw a picture of the new ombudsman:
Spoiler:
Image

Wonder which poor dumbass country gets to be Ma-Ti (with the power of heart! WTF.).

Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re:

Elmarnieh wrote:
Those people are why pot needs to be legal - they need to be smoked up all day to the point they don't realize they are burning a plant.

Do they weep over the pot before or after they smoke it?

Author:  Corolinth [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:19 am ]
Post subject: 

During

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

FarSky wrote:
Wonder which poor dumbass country gets to be Ma-Ti (with the power of heart! WTF.).

Image

Author:  Wwen [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:49 pm ]
Post subject: 

What country was Ma-Ti from? The brown funny accent nation?

They may be a bit nutty, but it's a mistake to take them too lightly or you'll end up going to jail for cutting down a tree in your yard or maybe shooting a vicious dog near your kids. Some people believe that an animal dying is just as bad a a child...

Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:56 pm ]
Post subject: 

Wwen, you have a point. There really are some people that react emotionally to the death or mistreatment of an animal like they would a person...I had a neighbor kidnap my dog one time and refuse to give it back to me because I didn't have it on a leash in my yard. He said I was abusing and neglecting the animal because there was a busy highway nearby. I actually had to call the sheriff (it was out in the county), who was right in the middle of a murder investigation, to come out and get my dog from this guy's house. (That was a disturbing murder...it was right down the road from me. One college kid murdered his roomate, tied him to a computer chair, cut him up, and wrapped him in saran wrap.)

Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

Wwen wrote:
What country was Ma-Ti from? The brown funny accent nation?

Brazil

Page 1 of 2 All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
https://www.phpbb.com/