Here's the proof:
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Scientific Breakthrough |
I have developed a process that converts sugar and salt into petroleum fuel. As of right now, my production costs are $0.30 for a gallon of petroleum. |
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:19 pm ] |
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Sweet. I'm wiring you my investment now. |
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| Author: | TheRiov [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:20 pm ] |
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I'm waiting for the punchline |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scientific Breakthrough |
Here's the proof:
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:22 pm ] |
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Good enough for me! It's all scientific, and stuff! See, the salt and the sugar make the oil. Just like the pictures prove! |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:23 pm ] |
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I will now be accepting funding through my PayPal account. PM me for further details. |
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| Author: | Aizle [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:24 pm ] |
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TheRiov wrote: I'm waiting for the punchline This. |
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| Author: | Lenas [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:29 pm ] |
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It's like Osama's death! HAHAHAHA God damn you're a comedic genius. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:30 pm ] |
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I completely see why you would come here to find some investors... =) |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Mon May 02, 2011 3:32 pm ] |
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You're mistaken. I don't give a flying **** about Osama Bin Laden. I just want money for my research. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Mon May 02, 2011 4:20 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: You're mistaken. I don't give a flying **** about Osama Bin Laden. I just want money for my research. I've got $.75 and a few pennies. Send me a stamp and an envelope and a mailing address. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Mon May 02, 2011 4:37 pm ] |
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Lenas wrote: It's like Osama's death! HAHAHAHA Yeah, that was my thought too. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Mon May 02, 2011 4:57 pm ] |
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I would be more than happy to hear your wild theories, provided they are accompanied by a monetary donation of at least 10,000USD. |
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| Author: | shuyung [ Mon May 02, 2011 5:05 pm ] |
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That's actually a fairly lucrative business model, although the price point is perhaps excessive. If you stand around at a poker tournament with a sign that reads "I will listen to your bad beat story for $1", you can get a line out into the parking lot with people holding dollars and just waiting to give them to you. |
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| Author: | Rynar [ Tue May 03, 2011 8:00 am ] |
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Brilliant. |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Tue May 03, 2011 9:21 am ] |
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Wed May 04, 2011 8:34 am ] |
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I don't see any relation between this thread and Osama's death. There's nothing similar at all for it to be an appropriate metaphor. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Wed May 04, 2011 9:31 am ] |
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Perhaps he also developed a process that converts transparent threads into terrible metaphors? |
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| Author: | Talya [ Wed May 04, 2011 9:39 am ] |
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FarSky wrote: Perhaps he also developed a process that converts transparent threads into terrible metaphors? There is actually some evidence of this... |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Wed May 04, 2011 2:01 pm ] |
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Now now, just because the Osama Bin Laden thread convinced me that P.T. Barnum was right is no reason to get upset. My intentions aren't anywhere near so highbrow as to make any witty points. I'm just trying to take advantage of a bunch of gullible suckers. You all didn't bite, and I'm out ten seconds of my time. All in all, it was worth a shot. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Wed May 04, 2011 6:47 pm ] |
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Bu tthere is such a process, I even think Mother Nature's patent has run out. Feed sugar and/or salt to plants and animals. Let them die, be covered by other debris, repeat ad nauseum. Wait 100 million years or until or until the black goo is distallable into fuel. |
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| Author: | Wwen [ Thu May 05, 2011 2:36 am ] |
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Corolinth wrote: Now now, just because the Osama Bin Laden thread convinced me that P.T. Barnum was right is no reason to get upset. My intentions aren't anywhere near so highbrow as to make any witty points. I'm just trying to take advantage of a bunch of gullible suckers. You all didn't bite, and I'm out ten seconds of my time. All in all, it was worth a shot. Try a different forum. We're on to your games. 
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Thu May 05, 2011 12:12 pm ] |
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You should patent this before someone else steals the idea. |
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| Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Thu May 05, 2011 1:43 pm ] |
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The funniest part of that is that it wouldn't even be a good investment. I currently costs about $0.10/gallon for exploration and whatnot to find a gallon of oil, and about $0.10/gallon to extract it. So oil's still cheaper. |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Thu May 05, 2011 1:48 pm ] |
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Arathain Kelvar wrote: The funniest part of that is that it wouldn't even be a good investment. I currently costs about $0.10/gallon for exploration and whatnot to find a gallon of oil, and about $0.10/gallon to extract it. So oil's still cheaper. Aren't there massive production and transportation costs? |
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