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http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-06-27/news/29731938_1_breast-milk-breast-feeding-mother-ohio-woman

I couldn't write fiction this wacky.

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Thats...pretty wacky.

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Alcohol was involved. 'Nuff said.

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"This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said.


But... you're breastfeeding....

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I don't know that you can say it was the alcohol that caused her to do this. There's a good chance she would have still done it stone sober.

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Fighting with her husband and locking herself in the car, sure.

Whipping out a tit and squirting milk at a cop? There's a chance, yes. I don't know that I'd call it a good chance. There's plenty of crazy women out there, and even most of them don't spray breast milk at cops.

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So we have to know how distressed she was, right? Unfortunately, we don't know that. It's my thought, though, that her emotional state by itself was sufficient to have caused the weaponized boobage. In order to really find out, I think we need to collect a sufficient sample of crazy, lactating women, and start running trials.

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shuyung wrote:
In order to really find out, I think we need to collect a sufficient sample of crazy, lactating women, and start running trials.


I'm sure you could find Federal grant funding available for this research. :roll:
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If it hasn't been done already. Image

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Alcohol, milk......was she russian?
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