The Glade 4.0

It's only funny cause it's true.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

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Holy shitsnacks!

Well played, but I think this is the sign of the times.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Of course, when my grandfather was young, his little brother *did* try this at home. Or might as well have. I think his version included roller skates, too.

He went on to file many patents in the field of medical imaging.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Maybe your generation didn't need a "warning sign" to not try strapping a cartoon rocket to your collective asses and launching it at something you couldn't catch; but, you guys sure as **** thought it would be a good idea to start jumping off cranes, bridges, and buildings with little more than a rubber band tacked to your ***.

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Heh, true Khross.

And now we charge people good money to strap that rubber band to them and push.....

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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill

Your generation had rubber bands?

Pussies.

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In time, this too shall pass.

In my day...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

The taste of Juicy Fruit does not move Lord Doom...

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

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I want to know what the other signs on the ground say.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I think they say "we haven't been photoshopped in yet."

In my mind's eye, they say "FarSky is gay."

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We were plenty stupid enough, we just didn't sue other people or make excuses. We took what was left of our body parts back home, and put bandaids and merthiolate on it.