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Author:  Killuas [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:17 pm ]
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Technically not but they have a pair of gay penguins they are going to spit up and try to breed them

http://www.shewired.com/news/2011/11/07/penguins

Another link about it as well

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 80194.html

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:19 pm ]
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Have they tried praying REEEEEAAALLLYY hard over the penguins?

Author:  Rynar [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:21 pm ]
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Or electro-shock treatments?

Author:  Corolinth [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:30 pm ]
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Unlike humans, gay penguins with good genes can't just jerk off into a freezer for the good of the penguin species. Otherwise, gay penguins that don't breed sounds like a penguin issue to me.

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:05 pm ]
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Corolinth wrote:
Unlike humans, gay penguins with good genes can't just jerk off into a freezer for the good of the penguin species. Otherwise, gay penguins that don't breed sounds like a penguin issue to me.

They whack off pigs, bulls and dogs so why not a penguin.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:07 pm ]
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Is there a shortage of penguins these days?

Author:  Mookhow [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:13 pm ]
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Diamondeye wrote:
Is there a shortage of penguins these days?


The first article wrote:
The African penguin population, which is native to South Africa, was in the millions centuries ago, but has dropped quickly, and continues to decline by a rate of around 2% each year. In the late 1990’s there was a slight recovery of their population, with 224,000 in existence, but oil pollution and a decline in their natural food supply caused by commercial fishing are major threats to these penguins. Because the African penguins are endangered, Buddy and Pedro's keepers think it necessary to separate them for breeding.

Author:  Lex Luthor [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:14 pm ]
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Who the hell cares? They're stupid penguins. They'd forget about eachother's existence 10 minutes after being separated.

Author:  Rorinthas [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:25 pm ]
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Who cares if they stay together. I think people are trying to make a bigger issue out of this than we need to be making. I feel meh about the whole thing.

Author:  LadyKate [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:30 pm ]
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Rorinthas wrote:
Who cares if they stay together. I think people are trying to make a bigger issue out of this than we need to be making. I feel meh about the whole thing.


This.

If a penguin was raised in an all-male flock and then paired with another male and given an egg to hatch together...wtf do you think is going to happen? This is a human-created situation.
Introduce some females and I'm sure they'd be fine.

Author:  Lex Luthor [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:36 pm ]
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99% of animals are retarded... they just run around, eat stuff, sleep, crap, bump into eachother, and hump things. There's no gay relationship here that is really disrupted.

Author:  Stathol [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:36 pm ]
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Corolinth wrote:
Unlike humans, gay penguins with good genes can't just jerk off into a freezer for the good of the penguin species. Otherwise, gay penguins that don't breed sounds like a penguin issue to me.

Oh, no -- it's just ice cream!

Author:  Killuas [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:44 pm ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Rorinthas wrote:
Who cares if they stay together. I think people are trying to make a bigger issue out of this than we need to be making. I feel meh about the whole thing.


This.

If a penguin was raised in an all-male flock and then paired with another male and given an egg to hatch together...wtf do you think is going to happen? This is a human-created situation.
Introduce some females and I'm sure they'd be fine.


umm this
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Same-sex companionship among penguins is actually quite common. In 2009, Z and Vielpunkt, two male Humboldt penguins at Germany's Bremerhaven Zoo, became the proud parents of a healthy penguin chick hatched from an egg fertilized by another penguin couple.



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99% of animals are retarded... they just run around, eat stuff, sleep, crap, bump into eachother, and hump things. There's no gay relationship here that is really disrupted.


Sounds an awful lot like you Lex

Author:  Rynar [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:55 pm ]
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Killuas:

Do you really place that high of an importance on the gay relationship of a couple of penguins? If so, how about proportionality to the astronomical costs of taking care of the penguins and trying to artificially perpetuate their species upto and including the alternative to natural breeding?

Author:  Corolinth [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:30 pm ]
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Canada allows gay marriage.

Author:  Rynar [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:32 pm ]
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Corolinth wrote:
Canada allows gay marriage.


And by backyard allows Penguin-that-won't-procreate-BBQ.

Author:  Hopwin [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:07 am ]
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Rynar wrote:
Corolinth wrote:
Canada allows gay marriage.


And by backyard allows Penguin-that-won't-procreate-BBQ.

mmmm.... sweet sweet beer-can penguin...

Image

Author:  Hannibal [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:52 am ]
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Shouldn't a lot of these ows protestors jump at this chance for lucrative employment? A lot of them have shown that they excel at jerking off all day, might as well save the penguins with that skill.

Author:  Arathain Kelvar [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:22 pm ]
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You know, of all the penguin "rights violations" that one can get upset over, I'm thinking there's a few more important ones that occur in a zoo.

Author:  RangerDave [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:07 pm ]
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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
You know, of all the penguin "rights violations" that one can get upset over, I'm thinking there's a few more important ones that occur in a zoo.


I'm not so sure. I believe these penguins mate for life, so we're talking about two animals with a strong emotional bond being separated, which will most likely be extremely upsetting for them.

Author:  LadyKate [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:09 pm ]
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RangerDave wrote:
Arathain Kelvar wrote:
You know, of all the penguin "rights violations" that one can get upset over, I'm thinking there's a few more important ones that occur in a zoo.


I'm not so sure. I believe these penguins mate for life, so we're talking about two animals with a strong emotional bond being separated, which will most likely be extremely upsetting for them.


They should just introduce a couple of females and see what happens.

Author:  Talya [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:16 pm ]
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LadyKate wrote:
They should just introduce a couple of females and see what happens.


Doesn't work. They've tested this with gay penguins before. They aren't adapting to gender availability. They're actually homosexual. (I know where you're coming from. There's this misconception that heterosexual is somehow "natural" and homosexual is somehow "unnatural," but that's not the case. Apart from human behavior being natural in and of itself, we aren't the only species where a small minority has sexual preferences that are not heterosexual.)

However, I'm not overly concerned with the rights of non-humans, especially when one is attempting to save an entire species.

Author:  Khross [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:17 pm ]
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This thread is astonishingly anthropocentric.

Author:  Talya [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:21 pm ]
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Khross wrote:
This thread is astonishingly anthropocentric.

We don't necessarily think we're the central or most significant entities in the universe. We're just the only ones we give a **** about.

Author:  Lex Luthor [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:22 pm ]
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If penguins looked like homo sapiens but remained as dumb as penguins, they would be treated differently.

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