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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:29 pm 
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Now if only they will develope one for stupidity :derp:

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'Flab jab' could help tackle obesity
by: John von Radowitz From: AAP July 09, 2012 10:05AM

An obesity vaccine has been developed that uses the immune system to keep the body slim. THE "flab jab" has shown promising early results in mouse studies.

If the vaccine passes further safety trials, scientists believe it could provide a revolutionary new weapon against obesity.

Currently the only non-dieting options for controlling weight are surgery and strong drugs that can have serious side effects.

The vaccine works by stimulating the immune system to attack a hormone that promotes slow metabolism and weight gain.

In tests, obese mice fed a high fat diet saw a 10 per cent drop in body weight four days after receiving the jab.

Two slightly different versions of the vaccine were studied. Both produced a sustained 10 per cent reduction in body weight after booster injections were administered after three weeks.

...The slimming effect was not seen in a matched group of 10 untreated mice.

Lead researcher Dr Keith Haffer, from the US company Braasch Biotech in South Dakota, said: "This study demonstrates the possibility of treating obesity with vaccination.

"Although further studies are necessary to discover the long-term implications of these vaccines, treatment of human obesity with vaccination could provide physicians with a drug and surgical-free option against the weight epidemic."

The new vaccine uses a modified form of somatostatin, a peptide protein molecule that functions as a hormone.

In both mice and humans somatostatin suppresses growth hormones that boost metabolism and cause weight loss.

The vaccine "flags up" somatostatin so that it is seen as a potential threat by the immune system. It causes the body to generate antibodies that neutralise the peptide.

In mice, the vaccine reduced body weight without affecting normal levels of growth hormones.

The scientists reported their findings in the Journal of Animal Science and Biotechnology.


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I'll sign up for the human tests.

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While certainly useful, I can't help but think this would be devastating to encouraging actual fitness.

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Er so this works by making your body attack one specific hormone? Can't see how this could ever possibly go wrong....

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:24 pm 
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Diamondeye wrote:
While certainly useful, I can't help but think this would be devastating to encouraging actual fitness.


This.

Caloric deficit + minimal movement above being a gorram lump on a log = guaranteed weight loss. Being faced with the "magic pill" crowd on a daily basis, this topic makes me rage

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In tests, obese mice fed a high fat diet saw a 10 per cent drop in body weight four days after receiving the jab.

Well that sounds perfectly healthy. :psyduck:

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Currently the only non-dieting options for controlling weight are surgery and strong drugs that can have serious side effects.


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