The Glade 4.0

CNBC


So, in an effort to make the bailout a bit more palatable, the Treasury says, "Hey we're only going to lose $5 billion in the bailout of AIG, not the 45 we originally thought! It's because the price of AIG's stock is going to rise so much we'll make up the difference! Shhh, don't tell anybody that we'll own 92% of the stock..."

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

If I recall correctly, Jerry Doyle called this one.

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The Dude abides.

That's the Chicago Way and that's how you push your agenda get Capone!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

This isn't a suprise and was called by plenty of people from the get go. The real question ends up being, will any of the architects of these bailouts be held responsible?

Yeah I know. Of course not.

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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill

Never bring a nickel to a dollar bill fight.

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What about a roll of quarters?

Cue ball in a towel or a lock in a sock!

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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill

Why not a cue ball in a sock or a lock in a towel?

Because Steven Segal didn't do it that way.

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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill

There's also lot of things Steven Segal didn't do right.

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The Dude abides.

Is there anything he has done right?

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Make crappy movies?

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The Dude abides.

He was married to Kelly LeBrock. He did something right for some amount of time.

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Being a badass ****?

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

EPIC FAIL DFK...




EPIC FAIL.

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Actually this one captures it better...

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Are you a Buddhist llama? No.

Can you defend yourself from like 8 different people attacking you at once with weapons at age like... 55? No.

Can you puff q-tips with a pistol at 15 ft? No.

Until you are able to say yes to at least 2 of these things, you lose the ability to deride those who can.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

I guess he could say all three, but only two are possibly true

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Camelids have much right to worship in any manner they wish as you do.

He's no camelid; he's a man, baby!

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

^ fixed.

Not sure how being a llama makes one a badass, I'm personally of the opinion that those are separate and distinct categories. It's sheer coincidence I'm familial to both.

And, of the others... first, I'd say it depends on the weapon, and second, why the HELL would someone want to puff a q-tip? There's gotta be easier ways to get a buzz.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Well, he's doing it from 15 feet away while holding a gun (not sure what role the gun plays)... he's probably getting the buzz from inhaling that hard, not the actual q-tip.

Do you guys really not know what puffing a q-tip is, or are ya'llz being smartasses? The web isn't clear on your intent.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Puff 'N a Q-Tip(?):

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I have no idea what puffing a q-tip is.

I have a feeling its some sort of drug use euphemism. But I'm not hip to all that jive.

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Holy shitsnacks!