The Glade 4.0

A friend of mine on FB who shall remain fuzzy nameless, posted a link to a political article with a thumbnail of some huge knockers. Boobs were just the attention getter and had nothing to do with the political story.
I thought that was odd...I mean, I know sex sells and stuff but someone usually at least attempts to tie the boobs into whatever it is their selling, right?
I was on weather.com and saw an animated pic of a blonde girl in a VERY low cut camisole bouncing up and down on a stairmaster. You know what the ad was for? Refinancing your home. Yep. "The Fed has approved refinancing rates as low as..." or some crap like that.

Seriously?

Its one thing to show a hot woman in a tight sweater drinking a pepsi, but now we're not even trying....now we've gotten to "look, bouncing boobies!! Refinance your house!"
What's next??

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Whatever works.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Is that why you have cleavage in your avatar? So people will read your posts?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

It is certainly very hard to get worked up by anything Taly or Rodahn posts....

You get ticked off, start typing a response, and then notice the avatar and forget what had you in a tither

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

Several people have told me what NephyrS has said. It wasn't the intention, but it's a good result.

It's Willow!

Alysson Hannigan didn't really have a lot of cleavage back then. More recently, she may. I've heard conflicting reports of boob-job vs. baby-caused-cup-size-increase, but that's an old picture.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I think we may be onto something here....

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Hey how did I get into this . . .

They got you to look, didn't they?

Only if it's a Playtex commercial.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Because you, also, have a habit of displaying random gratuitous boobage in your avatar?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Oh, well . . . true enough.

Carrey on carrey on.

You have to always remember...boobies are always related. There's no such thing as completely unrelated boobies.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Sig Worthy.

Yeah. I think of that every time I'm offended by unwanted boobies being thrust in my face or spread across my monitor.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Bill Hicks called it, so many years ago. (Language NSFW)

I must admit, every time I see this thread title I get a little happy for a moment before I remember what it's about.

While I can't say the thread title is misleading, it's... it's... unintentionally deceptive?

And it had best include that un- in unintentionally!! *nod*

That stuff really turns me off actually.

1. I'm not really a boob-man. I'm more of a legs/*** kinda guy. The infatuation some (most) men have with the jubblies is confusing to me. I think they might have had breast feeding issues as a child.

2. I'm insulted at the idea that they think I'm so easily manipulated by whats in my pants. Sometime I refuse my girlfriend sex just because I can.

I'm clearly the minority though, cause that **** sure sells bottled water, insurance, and mortgage financing.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

You refuse sex just as a power issue?

No wonder you don't like boobs, you're halfway to being a woman already.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

I'm going to need the original article to make a better judgement call. Or just photos of boobies.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

This needs to find its way into the quotes thread.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
█ ♣ █

hahahahahaha! Shel that was awesome!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I dunno. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense since I know a lot of perfectly straight women who still think boobies are totally awesome. It's hard not to admire boobies, regardless of gender and sexual orientation.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Yup overdeveloped sweat glands surrounded by fat. Super appealing.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville