The Glade 4.0

tikbalangs; you never know when one will sneak up on you and pounce your face off.

The best part of sleeping in is ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

the floor is warmer when you do get up.

Hmm, I wonder in what part of the world . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

they speak vogon poetry

I am happy to announce...

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

that Foamy is pregnant with our second child. Fair is fair, I had the first one.

The winner of this year's Darwin award will . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

most likely be dead before the ceremonies!

Where are my....

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

gu . . err force multipliers.

The greatest rock band of all time . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

will be playing exhibition basketball Friday night against some of the greatest authors of all time in a charity event to raise money for poodle cancer research.

Time once again for ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Cake! but it's a lie.

It is really time, once more, for the . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

world wide bacon cook-off!

Who will win....

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

the grand prize of a free 6-month long bacon addiction recovery and treatment stay at Betty Ford's Hospital, with complimentary whacked out pop stars every morning.

This is one contest . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I wanna be a part of, bacon addiction has ruined my life, I need to conquer the cravings...I NEED INTERVENTION !

My tummy is rumbly..

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

and I don't even have Bac-O Bits around, and no money, gonna go mug someone for bacon change.

Look, here comes a . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

bacon inspector, looking for contraband bacon!

Look! Over there! It's a.....

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

bacon smuggler, I bet he has the good stuff, hickory smoked, maybe even some pork-belly.

Hmm, what happens when the bacon inspector meets the

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Pig farmer...love at first sight!!

Look who is at the front door....

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

it's the Skin Taker.

You have…to go…

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

on ... without me. Save ... yourself!

The thing you have to understand about zombies is ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

When you hug them, sometimes body parts fall off.

I padded quietly down the hallway..

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

in search of that mysterious beeping sound.

Turns out it was ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Taamar's Egg timer, but she's nowhere to be found and there are no eggs cooking.

Just this bundle of dynamite on the table and a clock counting down, 5 .4. . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

3,2,1...a flag pops up with a message...do you choose to accept this mission?

What type of ...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

cous cous did Taamar leave in the fridge?

Sure, I'll accept the mission . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

on one condition...

that condition is...

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

we finish it; we take everyone out, no more single target and hope they get the message.

They are all . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Crazy and cannot be trusted, Do whatever you need to, to complete the mission.

I'm dancing on air..

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti