The Glade 4.0

Well...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Didn't know it was from the same directors.
First saw the trailer a while back - possibly when I saw HP7pt1? I'm intrigued and will definitely be seeing this, possibly even in theater.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I wonder if the wolf sparkles?

I am so excited that I threw up in my mouth a little bit... then a lot in my garbage can

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I...don't think I'll be seeing this. In fact, I know I won't.

At least, not unless Rifftrax releases a commentary for it.

That was the girl who played Lily Kane in Veronica Mars, right?

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Yes. Amanda Seyfried is a decent actress, too. (And singer! She was very good in Mamma Mia.) This film, however...probably not.

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...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
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Farsky...I was so looking forward to you tearing this movie apart, maybe you could write a review based on the trailers? I love your reviews!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Aww, that's sweet...now I might have to venture in to see it. I wonder what Phe's thoughts on it are...

You can wait 'till it hits Netflix streaming, if you don't want to contribute to its Box Office draw, 'Skee.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Mmm, true dat.

really? They are making a Dark Romance about the story of a little girl who meets a wolf that eats grandma (something even grandpa won't do)?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Cosplay.

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Its true. No one on the Glade provides reviews quite like Farsky. We need a sticky for them. LOL

I'm looking at the cast, and I'm not sure how you can **** up a movie that has Gary Oldman playing a major character.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

1. Cast Amanda Seyfried.

2. Hire the director of the Twilight Trilogy.

3. Fail in ways that only Uwe Boll has been capable of failing previously ...

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1) I thought Amanda Seyfried was pretty good in Veronica Mars

2) Twilight is a sexually deprived housewife's adolescent rape fantasy. I can hardly lay it's failings at the feet of the movie's director. It's like if you gave Taamar a truckload of steaming feces and told her to cook a five-course meal. It would not be logical to assume Taamar is a horrid cook because she returned with a platter of ****.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

The Scarlet Letter.

Wacky.

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Or, we could just go to his blog.



The difference there is that Taamar would have to agree to cook the meal with feces in the first place, as the director did with Twilight.

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You bring up a valid point.

Taamar? If you were being paid a six-figure lump sum to cook the aforementioned meal? In the name of science, we now have to know.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

How not especially imaginative. A wolf instead of vampires, but as long as it not based of the writing of Twilight's author, it might not be terrible.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Damn furries.

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Raell Kromwell

you know... I think it should also be said:

Which "directors of Twilight"? The initial fanfic or the follow ups?

They did not invite the original films director back because she apparently shared the "Edward makes me wet so we shall all feel my crotch wetness" that the author had.

The director that took over after that initial director made them not as bad, but still painful to witness.

And I still see twilight and want to scream at my TV... "You bastard children of Saulot (The Cullens), you are Camarilla pawns (the Vampire association that Lucian is part of).... The Sabbat (not pictured in the Twilight Saga), the true children of darkness shall take you all."

Just to see one Tzimisce in that Universe would be so fun....

Vykos: "Really you sparkle? Well then please try this out... let me know if you sparkle the same when you have become a Vozhd"

Carlisle: "Huh what are you talking ab... *urk*"

Vykos: "Nope didn't think so... stupid Caitiff."

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

She's also the oldest daughter in Big Love.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister