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Why did the Steelers fan demand his money back after seeing the Cher concert?

He thought she was Troy Polamalu.

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What do the Cleveland Browns and a tampon have in common?

Both are good for only one period and there is no second string.

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Why did the Steeler fan grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mother.

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What do you call a Cleveland Browns fan with half a brain?

Gifted

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How does a Steeler fan deal with a "bad hair day?"

She puts a shirt on!

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What do you get if you see a Browns Fan buried up to his neck in the sand?

More sand

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Steeler fans looks like a bumblebees with a bad shave. The men look even worse.

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What's black and tan and looks good on a Browns fan?

A Rottweiler

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As a Cleveland Browns fan, I am sure that is what you are used to seeing in the stands so you obviously picked what you are familiar with.

But, this is the Steeler Fan you aren't familiar with.

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Pittsburgh is too cold and has no access to any water so that is totally photoshopped. Unlike this yeti:

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Again, you gravitate to the familiar..


But even the Browns fans know what they want

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At least we don't have to protest our own players:
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I am a Steeler fan..but a person first, and I agree that Ben is a douchebag for what happened. That being said...I still love the Steelers for the football they play.

How do you keep a Cleveland Brown off your lawn?

Put up goal posts :)

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How many Steeler fans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, because they think if they simply hold onto the bulb the world will revolve around them.

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How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win the Superbowl?

Don't know and will never find out !

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I bought a car that had a Steeler bumper sticker on it. After a month, I peeled the sticker off. Not only does it run better, it passes better, too.

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Omg we have to get to page 3...passing that Ben Butt is getting to me :p

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Omg we have to get to page 3...passing that Ben Butt is getting to me :p

I sense a new signature in my future :P

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Why do all the trees in Pittsburgh lean to the left?

Because Cleveland sucks. :)

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Why do Steeler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?

So they can park in a Handicapped spot!

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What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a superbowl ring?

A thief :)

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In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they are Steelers fans too.

Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air with one exception.

A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.

"Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy.

The teacher asks "Then what are you?"

Timmy says "I am a proud Cleveland Browns fan!"

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Browns fan.

"Well, my Mom and Dad are Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."

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