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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:05 am 
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Ok, you know that burning smell when you turn on a long-idle heater, particularly of the electric variety.

--That smell is burning dust.

Most dust is composed of a wide variety of things, not an insignificant quantity is dead skin.


That burning smell--is burning human flesh. And you're inhaling it.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:38 am 
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Oh, it's not just flesh, it's everything that gets in the air in your house (or office.... or bathroom). Just think about it!

Nature is disgusting!


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I should get some barbeque for lunch today.

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Mmmmmm...tasty.

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Let's turn this around....

All those dead skin cells that you are breathing...they are sloughing off because of shiny new replacements..so now you look great because of the fresh complexion. :)


A blueberry filled pastry makes everything better! ;)

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Kirra wrote:
A blueberry filled pastry makes everything better! ;)


Correction: Your own blueberry filled pastry makes everything better. Any other blueberry filled pastry makes you hungry!


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Noggel wrote:
Kirra wrote:
A blueberry filled pastry makes everything better! ;)


Correction: Your own blueberry filled pastry makes everything better. Any other blueberry filled pastry makes you hungry!


Oh yum! I want one! :(

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hey! no derailing my squick-you-out thread with shiny happy thoughts!


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TheRiov wrote:
hey! no derailing my squick-you-out thread with shiny happy thoughts!


It's a blueberry filled pastry made of PEEEOPPPLEE.


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For more squicky-ness, I have been using a neti pot since my nasal surgery last week.

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Well that fixed up my desire for warm blueberry pastry right quick.


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TheRiov wrote:
hey! no derailing my squick-you-out thread with shiny happy thoughts!



ok lol.. thoughts of Foamy's Neti Pot kinda does that

:lol: yep so right Noggel

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Noggel wrote:
Well that fixed up my desire for warm blueberry pastry right quick.

Mmm. Blueberry scented Neti pot...

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lol Neti Pots are evil!

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Noggel wrote:
Well that fixed up my desire for warm blueberry pastry right quick.


Glad to help! :)

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didnt stop me from eating my pastry... now you will be responsible for the extra hippage on me Foamy =P

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Kirra wrote:
didnt stop me from eating my pastry... now you will be responsible for the extra hippage on me Foamy =P


From what pics I have seen of you, you can use a little extra hippage. :mrgreen:

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Gross fact for the day to go along with this: Something like 60% (or more) of the moisture in the passenger section of an airliner comes from other passengers. Enjoy your next flight! :D

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I think I read somewhere that every time a toilet is flushed, some of the water and other stuff goes aerosol and is floating about in the air.

Think about that next time you are brushing your teeth with your toothbrush that is out and exposed to said air in the bathroom.

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Foamy wrote:
I think I read somewhere that every time a toilet is flushed, some of the water and other stuff goes aerosol and is floating about in the air.

Think about that next time you are brushing your teeth with your toothbrush that is out and exposed to said air in the bathroom.


They had this on an episode of mythbusters.. It's pretty much on everything. Go nature!


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Foamy wrote:
I think I read somewhere that every time a toilet is flushed, some of the water and other stuff goes aerosol and is floating about in the air.

Think about that next time you are brushing your teeth with your toothbrush that is out and exposed to said air in the bathroom.


Water closet for the win.

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Foamy wrote:
I think I read somewhere that every time a toilet is flushed, some of the water and other stuff goes aerosol and is floating about in the air.

Think about that next time you are brushing your teeth with your toothbrush that is out and exposed to said air in the bathroom.

I've heard flushing referred to as "little coliform explosions."

Huh, that might explain why our bathroom has the toilet in a little alcove. Kind of struck me as odd the first time I saw it.

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They find that stuff all over grocery carts at the store too. Always bag your produce and use the wipes they provide to clean the handle on the cart.

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