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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:50 am 
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Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez thinks capitalism may be responsible for the lack of life on the planet Mars.


Always fun when idiots speak :)

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Yikes.


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This man needs to be beaten about the face and head with a rotting trout. Or maybe because of geographic proximity.... a rotting chilean sea bass.

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This man needs to be beaten about the face and head with a rotting trout. Or maybe because of geographic proximity.... a rotting chilean sea bass.


I don't think so. This right here is entertainment. It might not be on par with our dearly missed Iraqi Information Minister, but it's still damned fine entertainment.

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Talya wrote:
darksiege wrote:
This man needs to be beaten about the face and head with a rotting trout. Or maybe because of geographic proximity.... a rotting chilean sea bass.


I don't think so. This right here is entertainment. It might not be on par with our dearly missed Iraqi Information Minister, but it's still damned fine entertainment.


To be fair, watching him be beaten with a Chilean sea bass would also be good entertainment.


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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Talya wrote:
darksiege wrote:
This man needs to be beaten about the face and head with a rotting trout. Or maybe because of geographic proximity.... a rotting chilean sea bass.


I don't think so. This right here is entertainment. It might not be on par with our dearly missed Iraqi Information Minister, but it's still damned fine entertainment.


To be fair, watching him be beaten with a Chilean sea bass would also be good entertainment.


I concede that point, yes.

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Talya wrote:
It might not be on par with our dearly missed Iraqi Information Minister, but it's still damned fine entertainment.

Aw, I'm sad now. I miss him. He really needed his own late night talk show.


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His stuff often felt like it would have been right at home on SNL.

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darksiege wrote:
Or maybe because of geographic proximity.... a rotting chilean sea bass.

Angry rotting chilean sea bass?

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Stathol wrote:
Angry rotting chilean sea bass?


I figured angry was the default state for a rotting Chilean Sea bass.

I could go with Angry Rotting Zombie Chilean Sea Bass.

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If they were zombies, you'd need to somehow trick them into thinking Chavez had brains.

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Talya wrote:
If they were zombies, you'd need to somehow trick them into thinking Chavez had brains.


Nah, it was only a specific subset of Zombies that ate brains. Romero Zombies were not brain eaters.

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