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Katas
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:04 pm 
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I don't know what to say to this...

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German police are concerned about an increasing number of teens who are reportedly getting drunk using vodka-soaked tampons as the alcohol delivery system. The practice is known as "slimming," a term that hit the Urban Dictionary way back in 2008. From The Local:

Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.
This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

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http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

Having felt the burn of alcohol as it goes down your throat, and having a vagina myself (that I happen to love very much and not want to burn with vodka omgOUCH!), I'm gonna say this is just an urban legend and if anyone actually *did* try this, I'm willing to bet they only did it once.

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On the late night radio show Loveline, they used to have a game called "Germany or Florida". Basically a listener would call in and describe something really weird that came from either Germany or Florida, and Adam and Dr. Drew would try to guess the right place. This would've been perfect for that game.
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Haven't kids heard of weed?

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Don't do it Katas, you may have some stress but save the boozing for down the throat.

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I know some people who claim to have used alcohol enemas to get drunk. (Its supposedly EXTREMELY dangerous ) One would assume slimming works similarly.
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Yuck, to all of it.

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Corolinth wrote:
Haven't kids heard of weed?


..in the vag?!?

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Thats how it all starts, German kids stuffing alcohol soaked things in different orifices and the next thing you know they are marching down the Champs-Élysées.

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ALOL

Yeah, it really doesn't take much before they're marching down the Champs-Élysées.

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From what I've heard, the danger of using these alternate delivery methods for alcohol is that once drunk you will likely not remove the alcohol-tampon and continue taking in alcohol. This can obviously lead to alcohol poisoning.

When one gets too drunk, they will likely pass out and not continue taking in alcohol due to their
passed-outtedness. Not so the case when the delivery method is through the vagina or rectum.

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I think absorption rates are higher too, and you don't have that vomit reaction.
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I think we need a guy and a girl from the Glade to test this out. OnetwothreeNOT IT!

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TheRiov wrote:
I think absorption rates are higher too, and you don't have that vomit reaction.


Yeah, the problem is when the vomiting is necessary. Time for a trip to the hospital! :spit:
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Not it.

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LadyKate wrote:
I think we need a guy and a girl from the Glade to test this out. OnetwothreeNOT IT!


Yeah, no. I'm not sticking anything up my ***.

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Isn't the point of an alcoholic beverage to, you know.. enjoy drinking it?
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Midgen wrote:
Isn't the point of an alcoholic beverage to, you know.. enjoy drinking it?


Totally this!!

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Midgen wrote:
Isn't the point of an alcoholic beverage to, you know.. enjoy drinking it?


Not if you're 14.

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Midgen wrote:
Isn't the point of an alcoholic beverage to, you know.. enjoy drinking it?


When I used to drink, I didn't drink because I liked drinking it. It all tastes like piss. No, I drank to get **** up. I don't see any other reason to drink alcohol, actually.

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