The Glade 4.0

Boobquake is today, April 26, 2011.

Please offer support and my fond greetings to any cleavage you might encounter today.

That is all.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

and a 5:25 minute commercial for the Boobclamp

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I guess that commercial is a lot more fun to watch than your gas leak and street demolition on the evening news!

I'm glad to see you are still having some fun.

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Gorse

SGWS?
Sniffs Glue With Satan?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Well it could be Squirrel Girl Wears Silk

and it could be So Go Wrist Solo

But it isn't. It stands for

Should Go Without Saying

Is that really your only experience that related that to? Is Satan a huffer or a slow hold and release type of user?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

So the Boobclamp redistributes excess fat up to your boobs and thus gives you cleavage ?


Hmmmm...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Yup, although it's not my experience. I Googled it, and other than Spring Garden Waldorf School, I got this:

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Sniff Glue Worship Satan in floral vintage frame. Now available in the Miso Funky shop - check my profile for details.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Looks like its just a corset. Advertised by a Japanese Billy Mays.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Corsets usually don't have panties built in, and either don't deal with the breasts or hold them firmly in place. The butt-lift and breast enhancer are different, though it looks like it takes what small breasted women have and does what a wonder bra does and lifts and pushes together.

As far as corset details go, I defer to the experts and ask for Taamar's comments on the matter at hand.


And I too was reminded of the American Pitch master, Billy Mays.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BOOBCLAMP! ARE YOU TIRED OF NOT HAVING CLEAVAGE? DO MEN THINK YOU'RE A TEENAGE BOY? WELL WORRY NO LONGER THANKS TO BOOBCLAMP!!! BOOBCLAMP'S SIMPLE CORSET BASED DESIGN LIFTS AND COMBINES SO YOU TOO CAN HAVE THE CLEAVAGE YOU ALWAYS WANTED!!! BOOBCLAMP IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU TWO MORE CUP SIZES OR I PERSONALLY WILL CRAWL OUT OF MY GRAVE AND HAND YOU YOUR MONEY BACK!!!! ITS AMAZING!!!!!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Quick! Somebody kill it!

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In time, this too shall pass.

*Shotgun Blast*

Quick, someone get the Oxy-clean, let's save this rug.

As I said to Taly a few days ago, if it permanently redistributed fat cells from the midsection to the breasts, they'd have the next technological marvel on their hands.

Billy Mays would be telling us all about how in just two months, our wives can go from a 30 inch waist and an A cup to a 26 inch waist and a D cup.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

(12:55:25 PM) Khross: You know ...
(12:55:31 PM) Khross: We can do Liposuction
(12:55:36 PM) Corolinth: I know
(12:55:39 PM) Khross: We can take fat from a woman's ***
(12:55:43 PM) Corolinth: I know
(12:55:43 PM) Khross: and implant it in her lips
(12:55:46 PM) Khross: or her cheeks
(12:55:48 PM) Corolinth: Yes
(12:55:54 PM) Corolinth: Follow this to its logical conclusion.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Breasts don't get more attractive when you just dump fat into them. Overweight women (and men) are examples.

Planes don't fly just because you chuck them in the air. That doesn't mean the core principle isn't sound.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.