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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:49 am 
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http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/clevelan ... mode=story

Man airlifted after fight with housecat

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A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.

Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination.

The man's identity is unknown at this time.


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Cats are scary when they have their claws and a knife too !


I would have gone down from sneezing, almost as bad as disembowelment.

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Dude musta been a mage.

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Müs wrote:
Dude musta been a mage.

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Wow, what a pussy.


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Lol... if you look at the differences in weight it's probably like a dog taking out a grizzly bear.


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I'm reading this that he injured himself with the knife during the altercation...

Unless of course the cat somehow disarmed him, and used the knife against him.. i which case.. yea, that would be awesome...


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