The Glade 4.0

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

That's awesome. I can't stand Daniel Tosh. Let's try and get more people to punch him in the face. Preferably without gloves.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Daniel Tosh is one of the funniest people on TV today.. and say what you will about him, but at least he went through with it :p

I find Tosh hilarious.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

You are both dead to me.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I've always wondered what it would be like to be a zombie. Sigh...not much different.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Who the hell is Daniel Tosh? (I assume the other guy is a boxer.)

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Tosh is perhaps the biggest idiot I've ever seen.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Manny Pacquiao, pound for pound, is one of the best boxers on the planet today, maybe the best in his weight classes for the last generation or so. He has also been accused of being a gentleman.

I have no clue who Daniel Tosh is.

Manny just tapped him, enough to make him feel it and regret it a little. A real solid blow coming in unimpeded would have knocked Tosh out. As said in the video when Tosh asked what the worst that could happen is, the trainer replied "you could die."

To Tosh's credit, he took it and didn't cry about it. He accepted what he had gotten himself into.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Daniel Tosh is a comedian who is about as funny as an untreated case of Syphilis. Which puts him only slightly less funny than Dane Cook, who is as funny as sitting on your genitals when trying to sit down too quickly.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

So Dane Cook is absolutely hysterical when he happens to someone else but miserably unfunny and dickish when he happens to you.

Yeah... Actually that sounds just about right.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I knew I liked you!


Tosh is not very funny, plus, he is sort of an assholish douchebag. And I can't stand him. Which is rare for me, because I like almost everybody. Except Daniel Tosh.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Tosh was already rolling from it, and that was just a love tap from Pacquiao anyway.

Also, of the two comedians in that video, Tosh is by far funnier than Joe Rogan.

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I stumble upon Tosh every once so often while surfing. Doesn't do it for me at all. Wouldn't mind seeing him get clocked, in fact.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

See, I've never understood the appeal of Dane Cook. I've caught parts of his act a couple of times, and I couldn't even stand listening to it long enough to find something else to watch, so I changed the station to a random channel rather than listen to that ****.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Dane Cook isn't funny, but he's kind of hot. Tosh doesn't have that going for him.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I guess that's why Dane Cook was so popular on college campuses, and also why he disappeared so quickly.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Daniel Tosh can be pretty funny sometimes. But no one is as funny as Dave Attell. *sigh* I miss Insomniac so much.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I've never heard of Daniel Tosh.

You're not missing anything. Ignorance is bliss.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

This is good to know, since I have no idea who this idiot...er, I mean Daniel Tosh, is either.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Tosh has his moments.

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Holy shitsnacks!

If you're just basing your opinion of his funniness off of his TV show, I can see why you might think he's not funny. It's not always the best, but it's a TV show that comes on every week and is basically just 20 minutes of him doing jokes. It can't all be hilarious.

But his stand-up specials are awesome.

His first special was about the funniest thing I've seen on Comedy Central in 5 years. His subsequent specials blew.

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I'm surprised. He's got a helluva chin for not being an actual boxer. Pacquiao is a southpaw and that was a lead right hook. Even not being fullpower, this is the punch that put Oscar de la Hoya into retirement. He even looks like he may have beat an 8 count. Impressive.

Dane Cook isn't horrible, it's just fashionable to criticize him because he was so grossly overrated for a long time. I read one analysis of his humor which was pretty dead nuts on accurate that basically said the reason Cook is considered funny or not funny is because his humor is distorted through the lens of contemporary cynicism, detachment, naivety and all the other socio-psychological developmental afflictions on the 35 and under generation. His humor is trivial and childish to someone who grew up in a decade with an actual struggle and panders to people who don't know what it's like not to have internet, mobile phones and the like. Thus, he's very polarizing and all the head of steam he got from popularity with the youth of the nation blew up when people blasted him for being simple, sophomoric and utterly unsophisticated (the three s's you don't want as a comic). Then it became fashionable to just call him worthless. He's not, he's just average.

Tosh is like this only even so much more so and in a way with appeal that is bounded not necessarily by generational means, but socio-economic ones.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones