The Glade 4.0

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Sent to me by a friend on Facebook, I laughed and thought I would share. I have no idea how accurate the numbers are.

No matter what though, you're still losing money.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

rofl! That's pretty funny, actually!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Invest in Apple. Shares have gone up from about $260 to $360 over the last 12 months.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Ya know, if you read that, and then look at your quote, it's actually pretty funny, Taskiss.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Buy low sell high.

AAPL was 403 two weeks ago.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Pretty much everything gets put into perspective if measured against that quote.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Except for that statement. I think. Paradox?

Where's the head exploding gif?

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In time, this too shall pass.