The Glade 4.0

*grumbles*
*gripes*
*curses*
*plots destruction and world domination*

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?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

The "author" in question will not take the opportunity to reconsider the magnitude of his recent decisions; consequently, the content will not develop in such a way that the new awesome becomes the main character ...

And I think that's the only reasonable option at this point.

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Chewbacca dies?

Butcher?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Spoiler alert: Khross, they crucify him but he returns from the dead.

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...and this is different from your normal day, how?

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

My normal day generally involves kicking kittens and puppies in front of paraplegic adolescent pancreatic cancer patients?

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Does this have something to do with the recent DC memory wipe that I think I heard about?

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Well I don't fall in your categories yet. But your welcome to come out here and try to kick my puppy.
As Mr T would say I pity the fool.

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History of the Condom
In 1272, the Muslim Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Could you be more cryptic?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Of course he could be more cryptic Mus, this is his way of starting us guessing like idiots so he can proclaim as obvious whatever it was we missed,

He's a teacher!

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

And why is she a dfc?

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What the hell are you talking about?

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Holy shitsnacks!

I think he read how Dr. Doom announced that he will be using his technology for the betterment of all mankind and has started to adopt orphans and now dresses in pastels and neon and is crossing over with the my Little Ponies.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

That... would be awesome.

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Holy shitsnacks!

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Hokanu
Duty is a magnificent blessing because it is the sign of trust from the universe.
END OF LINE.

You must solicit permission to use that without the watermark, Hokanu, and then you must conspire with Mookhow to change Lord Doom's avatar.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

So very ... very ... very ... dead.

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Still alive.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

CONFOUND THESE PONIES! THEY DRIVE ME TO DISTRACTION!!!

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Holy shitsnacks!

{insert 25 cents}

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn