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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:24 pm 
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http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-re ... very-funny


For all you single women, here's your guy!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:27 pm 
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Lex is your real name Demitri?

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I thought of Lex the first time I heard this as well.


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I think I've listened to that before, it's funny. When I leave a voicemail it is usually stuff that makes me laugh as I say it. I don't think I could say 5 seconds of that stuff before laughing... I don't know how this guy manages to be so serious. He's autistic or something.


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Lex Luthor wrote:
He's autistic or something.


ROFLMAO! Aspergers, right? ;)

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It seems like it!! Hahaha. I can understand what he was trying to do, and it's just so funny. But yeah, I could never leave a serious voicemail like that. My voicemails usually start serious for about 5 seconds and then I just start saying things that make myself laugh, because it feels like I'm talking to myself, and after a minute or two I run out of things to say. My friends usually tell me they like my voicemails, haha.


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Wow; this guy makes Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob) look like a smooth talker.

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When I don't get my way I just revert to acting like a 5 year old... such as "But I want to kiss you!!!" haha so smooth. The older I get, the more my sentences start with "I want ___".


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Never heard a dude sweat pussy that much and try so hard to disguise it as narcissism. I still think it's fake, but I guess it might be a real encounter.

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I think either he is autistic or it's fake.


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