The Glade 4.0

Dear End User. When I say "Don't shut down or reboot your computer until this copy job (that's taking 5 hours) is done," and you ignore my advice, not once but twice--shutting down the pc with 30 minutes left in the job, please kindly refrain from complaining when said copy job is not finished.

8 miles on the road today and I was only run over and killed 3 times! Much better than what I expected!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Clearly the motorists in your area need to step up their game.

Who in the name of the Blue Banana keeps resurrecting the Mus and fixing his bike while he's walking it off?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I always make sure to use the Konami code before I leave the house.

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Holy shitsnacks!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.
Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.
Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.
You are in seclusion. You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.
The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling already!!

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one.

Not mine, but I liked it.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

What would be the blogging site of choice nowadays? Surely live journal isn't still popular?

Never mind, gonna try Blogspot.

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I like Tumblr, personally (despite their desperate need to buy a vowel). Post stuff quickly and easily.

"Slower Traffic Keep Right" isn't a suggestion.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Tumblr is a fantastic site.

I can do double dream hands...can you?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I have no idea what that is, but I think "pics or it didn't happen'" would be the appropriate response!

Of course! Um... maybe.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Wait... No. No I can't.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Arafys, you big dummy, now she won't post the pics I asked for...

/smack

It really bugs me when people respond to a sad post with "LOL" and then when pointed out it's meaning, insist that when they say it, it means "lots of love" and only "some people say it and mean laugh out loud" and furthermore, that once I "get to know them better" I'll get used to it.

No.

I won't.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

People don't know what 'LOL' means in common usage? Wow... I wonder if they don't know what copy + paste is also.

LOL does *not* mean "Lots of Love". I don't care who the **** you are.

If you mean sympathy, type it the **** out you lazy, shallow bint.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Exactly!!!!

Luvs me sum Arafys.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Relevant to 'LOL', spoilered for size.

I got a $10k bonus today and apparently I'm in the top 15% of my paygrade for performance. My boss is trying to get me promoted. Yay. My parents were pretty happy to hear.

On another note, I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with my life, what other directions I want to take. For the past year it's been almost all work.

What kind of teacher, who KNOWS she has ADHD students in her class, decides its a good idea to watch daily videos while expecting children to work?

Tailgating me in the 30 mph through a residential, then honking and racing around my car when I pull over to stop in front of my own house? If there was any justice, i'd be beating you with a tire iron right now.