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Hopwin
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:38 am 
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Seriously wtf is wrong with people? 9 months ago we launched a project, 4 months ago it was split into two projects so we could get one piece to market faster. 2 months ago the elevate dates were set: phase I elevates 11/17 phase II elevates 11/26 (woot speed to market!). Last month the scope was nerfed for phase II of the project (Broad-distribution XXX) to be Broad-distribution XXX on a limited basis. Today IT confirmed they can only limit in some circumstances and it will be broad in others. How the **** am I supposed to present this sea-salt encrusted piece of **** to our customers and train our internal users??

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You sell pr0n?

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Everyone loves Pr0n, Hopwin, I don't think you have to worry about selling it to customers.

The training you do, though, definitely curious about that.

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Why would someone pay $$$ for pr0n ?
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C'mon folks, Hopwin is using XXX for a placeholder so he can not give out his companies name and products. Besides, when is the last time a pron project took 9 months to make and get to market. 9 weeks would be an epic full length production.

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We know Micheal :) just trying to lighten the mood and help lessen stress with humor :)

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Micheal wrote:
C'mon folks, Hopwin is using XXX for a placeholder so he can not give out his companies name and products. Besides, when is the last time a pron project took 9 months to make and get to market. 9 weeks would be an epic full length production.

preggo/birthing pr0n?
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Micheal wrote:
C'mon folks, Hopwin is using XXX for a placeholder so he can not give out his companies name and products. Besides, when is the last time a pron project took 9 months to make and get to market. 9 weeks would be an epic full length production.


Which is sad cause most people only need 9 minutes.

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Müs wrote:
Micheal wrote:
C'mon folks, Hopwin is using XXX for a placeholder so he can not give out his companies name and products. Besides, when is the last time a pron project took 9 months to make and get to market. 9 weeks would be an epic full length production.


Which is sad cause most people only need 9 minutes.


And watch it in 9 second sessions...

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Micheal wrote:
C'mon folks, Hopwin is using XXX for a placeholder so he can not give out his companies name and products. Besides, when is the last time a pron project took 9 months to make and get to market. 9 weeks would be an epic full length production.


Which is sad cause most people only need 9 minutes.


And watch it in 9 second sessions...


Only if you're half-assing it.

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Sorry to hear that Hannibal.

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shuyung wrote:
You sell pr0n?



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