The Glade 4.0

Me: Hey, there's a 'transfer data function!' Let me hit that.
PS3 New: You have to have an ethernet cable, n00b.
Me: OK, here you go! I'll just plug it into you and your older, somewhat retarded, uh, friend--
PS3 Old: Yaaaay!
Me: --And voila! OK, let's start the transfer.
PS3 New: Ha ha, you thought it would be that easy? *****, you need a second video input, 'cause when I get freaky with another PS3, I want to see its face as it cries.
Me: ...dammit.
PS3 Old: I'M STILL PRETTY, RIGHT?
PS3 New: Shut up, you fat old whore.
Me (/hooks up other PS3 to another input on the same TV): That's not nice. OK, now do it.
PS3 New: *****, don't tell me what to do! Tell HER! I'll watch.
Me (/sighs): OK, PS3 Old - transfer your **** to PS3 New.
PS3 Old: Well, I *could* do that...but don't you want to deactivate me first? Otherwise, you can't use any of that content.
Me: Uh, OK. 'Deactivate.'
PS3 Old: Honey, I don't do that **** automatically. You quit what you're doing, and then go here and do that yourself.
Me: ****.
PS3 New: Oh yeah. I love it when you talk dirty.
Me: Shut up. OK, PS3 Old, you're deactivated. Now. Transfer.
PS3 Old: Well, I *could* do that...but don't you want to deactivate me for VIDEO as well? Otherwise you can't use any of that content.
Me: Goddammit, Sony. (/quits, goes through the whole process again)
Me: OK. TRANSFER NOW.
PS3 Old: Well, I *could* do that...but don't you want to transfer all of your trophies to the server first? Otherwise, they'll all be lost.
Me: ...what the ****. You can't just do that automatically? Or give me the option to just do that then continue with the transfer?
PS3 Old: I'm not interested in your comfort. **** off.
Me: I hate you. (/syncs Trophies to the server)
Me: OK. NOW TRANSFER, YOU FAT WHORE.
PS3 Old: Fine. But you gotta go talk to PS3 New. I don't do **** without permission.
Me: Die in a fire. PS3 New. Do your ****.
PS3 New: When I get around to it.
PS3 Old: I won't start 'til he does.
PS3 New: Baby, I'm gon' finish first. You may not finish at all. And I'm fine with that.
Me: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE DATA SEX.
PS3 Old: Fine. Come back in an hour.
PS3 New: Bring a towel.
Me: GAH.

LOL

LOL

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Hmm. Meant for this to be in Rants. Can someone move...? Sorry 'bout that.

Here, I'll make it Hellfire material.

SCE hates gamers. You're not supposed to transfer your data. You're supposed to have two PS3's on one TV. One with all your data on it to play games with, and a quiet, new purchase to watch your movies.

Oh, and buy our remote, because we *still* can't be arsed to include a $5 RF receiver chip to make our machine, which we market as the best BluRay player around, compatible with any universal solutions.

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