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 Post subject: Statistics fail
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:21 pm 
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A radio commercial I heard on the way back in to work from lunch stated "one in three women die each year from heart disease".

That seems like it'd become a problem pretty quickly.

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It would become a problem if we weren't reanimating most of them. You're just surrounded by zombie women.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:49 pm 
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That reminds me of the claim that 4 million women annually died to domestic violence. Evidently domestic violence is a more efficient killer than World War II or concentration camps.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
It would become a problem if we weren't reanimating most of them. You're just surrounded by zombie women.

At least you know they like you for your brains.


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FarSky wrote:
Kaffis Mark V wrote:
It would become a problem if we weren't reanimating most of them. You're just surrounded by zombie women.

At least you know they like you for your brains.

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Farskeee and I are really great at riffing off each others' setups. It's a benefit of sharing headspace. Annoying couples complete each others' sentences; funny long-lost brain-doppelgangers naturally play straight-man for each other.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Farskeee and I are really great at riffing off each others' setups. It's a benefit of sharing headspace. Annoying couples complete each others' sentences; funny long-lost brain-doppelgangers naturally play straight-man for each other.


Well, of course that's your role...

cause of the Farsky gay thing/

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FarSky wrote:
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It would become a problem if we weren't reanimating most of them. You're just surrounded by zombie women.

At least you know they like you for your brains.


Personally I prefer a woman that likes them for the knowledge content rather than the protein content... but YMMV.

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Personally I prefer a woman that likes them for the knowledge content rather than the protein content... but YMMV.


I certainly wouldn't mind a woman that enjoyed a protein-heavy diet.


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