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Raltar
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What the **** does that even mean? Like...sexy stripping housecleaning? Cleaning like you are an adult? Seriously, wtf?

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WTF indeed

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Usually topless. I see ads for it in the local free press. Kind of pathetic isn't it. Hiring someone to come clean your house so you can see their titties.

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But I don't want to see your titties.

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Usually topless. I see ads for it in the local free press. Kind of pathetic isn't it. Hiring someone to come clean your house so you can see their titties.

I dunno... If I'm going to hire someone to clean my house and I have the option to see their titties, I feel like I'm taking it.

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IF I was single and all that..why not. Otherwise it is just a candy dish that I can't eat from.

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Lenas
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But I don't want to see your titties.


I call bullshit! :lol: :lol:
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IF I was single and all that..why not. Otherwise it is just a candy dish that I can't eat from.


Even if you're single, it's still probably a candy dish you can't eat from...
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Yeah, but that would have to be one fine set of boobs to overcome the anti-arousal of scrubbing a toilet.
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What kind of boobies would show up at your house to do manual labor for less than $20/hour when they could be at a club for $20 a dance?

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I do a Google search of 'adult style housecleaning'.

Result #1: some naked guy (naughty bits covered up)...
Result #2: this thread

:psyduck:

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Rock on SEO!

I saw a lot of Craigslist postings when I googled it. Those listings were all pulled for violating TOS of Craigslist though.

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Craigslist is where I originally saw it. And it was confusing because all it said was looking for people 18-45 for adult style housecleaning and I was like "WTF?"

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Craigslist is where I originally saw it. And it was confusing because all it said was looking for people 18-45 for adult style housecleaning and I was like "WTF?"

Ditto, then why I clicked on the link to learn more I got the TOS violation message.

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Mookhow wrote:
I do a Google search of 'adult style housecleaning'.

Result #1: some naked guy (naughty bits covered up)...
Result #2: this thread

:psyduck:

We're #1 now.

We're #1! We're #1! ...

Anyway, that only holds if you search 'housecleaning' rather than 'house cleaning'

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Hmm, so I could hire a guy with his naughty bits hanging out to dust my living room, while I play xbox?

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You are a woman...find the right guy and you wouldn't have to pay him.

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Raell wrote:
You are a woman...find the right guy and you wouldn't have to pay him.


Real men don't dust. They make **** money to provide for other people to dust.

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Rofl... Who cares if he is a real man or not. Don't want to marry him. Eye candy is all that's necessary. You don't care about the character of the maid who is cleaning with her tits hanging out, do you?

And...I disagree that real men don't dust. Real men do whatever is necessary when they find someone they want to do it for.

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Rofl... Who cares if he is a real man or not. Don't want to marry him. Eye candy is all that's necessary. You don't care about the character of the maid who is cleaning with her tits hanging out, do you?


You make so many good points that I've truely lost count. Have the dumb **** glue a bunch of feathers to his cock and make him drag it across all your dusty surfaces.

Then pluck the feathers while he cries and use him as you see fit.

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Then, I guess you think it's ok for you to hire a maid and glue feathers to her tits to dust your house, then use her for whatever else you see fit for too.

If you read back on the posts, I was making a comment to Mookhows post, you, on the other hand, are the one that said if you could hire a maid with her tits hanging out as an option, then you are taking it, right?

But, geez...I forget the fact that you are always right...in every subject and every matter and feel the need to give your 2 cents worth on every topic. You are a true man.

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Kirra wrote:
Then, I guess you think it's ok for you to hire a maid and glue feathers to her tits to dust your house, then use her for whatever else you see fit for too.


You know, I always thought it would be fun to make bikinis out of spongy material for use at bikini car washes.

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