The Glade 4.0

Man, I've managed to avoid the coffee/caffeine addiction that plagues everyone else so far, but I think I'm going to succumb if I get left on this shift for an extended period.

Just do it. If you want to be cool like me.

You do want to be cool don't you?

One double tall latte on the way to work and three cups of coffee at the office. And I don't start until 7:30 at the earliest.

Be cool. Do caffeine.

Tea doesn't count. It's for sissies and English people.

Guess I'm a sissy then

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I knew it would be someone, I just didn't think it would be you.

Of course it would be! Japanese people drink tea all the time, therefore, it's zero surprise that Crim does, too.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

....I'm not sure how I should take that remark

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Just what is so sissified about drinking tea?? It's very good for the body and the soul!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

No one ever said drinking tea would put hair on your chest. Can you imagine the Marlboro Man riding his horse across the range to go have a cup of tea? Tea is to caffeine what Mike's Hard Lemonade is to alcohol.

Granted, I don't know if I would favor you with hair on your chest!

You are a professed lover of Japanese culture. Tea is as Japanese a thing as it is a British thing. Etc.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Studies have shown that drinking coffee in moderation is actually very good for you.

*sigh*

Yeah, the 'moderation' is the hard part.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

3x 16 oz cups a day sounds moderate to me.

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Nothing manly about a latte.

I take it black, like my men.

You had to bring out the Kryptonite.

In my defense, if I ordered drip coffee from the stand, I would have less time to ogle the baristas.

Does your wife know about this?

I, on the other hand, enjoy my coffee like my women: ground up and in the freezer.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Tea is top.

I enjoy my coffee like my women; hot, black and bitter.

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"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." - Alice R. Longworth

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash Williams

I like my coffee like I like my women: Strong with a backstory of ground up nuts.

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I doubt very much if you or any man would favor me with hair on my chest!

Honestly, though, I drink my coffee AND my tea black, no sugar.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Surely you all got the reference.

I got the reference, and stop calling me Shirley.

I drink my coffee and tea black too.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."