The Glade 4.0

Do you like meat? Do you like meat a lot?

I give you now your greatest fear. This is the Rust Monster to your plate-wearing fighter.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Wow, that's some crazy ****.

Yikes.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Wow, that would suck

I'm pretty sure I would have to kill my self if I couldn't eat meat anymore.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

On the plus side, maybe we've found a way to stop the zombie apocalypse.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Lol quote of the article: some doctor from Virginia in regards to hives and anaphylactic shock, "most people want to avoid the reaction."

Welcome to Virginia

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QFMFT

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Raell Kromwell

My woman and I just discussed this. She's in the same boat as Raltar and Raell. I'm still insisting I would survive, but I'm beginning to believe I may be over confident.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

We must eradicate this species from the planet. Grab your flamethrowers and abandon your houses. East of the Colorado gets nuked to glass- cheeseburgers for all!

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Epi-pens, lots of Epi-pens

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

/agree Elmarnieh

and I know I can survive as a vegetarian. I just don't want to.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

My first thought (after the initial "WTF?!") is "Some militant vegan group is going to weaponize this tick!"

hmm. how does PETA feel about insects and arachnids? Would they be willing to experiment on them to make the worlds population allergic to meat?

It's not like insulin...you can't just eat something you're allergic to and take an epi-pen shot and go on with your day like normal.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Quick bioengineer every plant on earth to taste like different animals.
... wait...bioengineering the animals so they don't create what triggers the reaction.


Damn you nature - we will fight you with science!

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville