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What exactly is a dick attack?

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Kirra wrote:
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What exactly is a dick attack?


Poor writing. You women should truly put down those awful books.
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Slythe wrote:
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What exactly is a dick attack?


Poor writing. You women should truly put down those awful books.



How many times are we going to include this pic in our quotes? And somebody answer the question! Inquiring minds need to know. Will a dick attack kill you?

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Lol no more quotes...

Yea I want to know the answer to that.. Kill? And how does it attack and do damage?

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Lol no more quotes...

I wonder if size is directly proportional to the amount of damage. ;)


The damage to him or to her? :shock: :?

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Lol Too quick for my edit thought...

The men can feel free to jump in and answer this thought provoking question..

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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say a dick attack is some stupid writer's idea of how to describe a hard on. :lol:

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That's not a very fun explanation, Jasmy! Lol, I was thinking something a little more spastic and exciting, haha!

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He opened the door a crack. She was standing there, naked and still damp and steaming from her shower. Her pert butt and hourglass waist were accentuated by the long wet hair streaming down her back. He started to shudder at the sight, his manhood getting firmer, his desire awakening.....

How's that?? :lol:

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God gave you Google image search for a reason ladies.

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Jasmy wrote:
He opened the door a crack. She was standing there, naked and still damp and steaming from her shower. Her pert butt and hourglass waist were accentuated by the long wet hair streaming down her back. He started to shudder at the sight, his penis took on a life of it's own and started doing that awesome helicopter thing, going round and round, faster and faster until he finally took off and crashed into the ceiling in an enormous explosion of ecstasy and pain.

How's that?? :lol:


FTFY. :D :D

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Kirra wrote:
Lol no more quotes...

Yea I want to know the answer to that.. Kill? And how does it attack and do damage?

You cannot tell me you have never had a guy come into your ER with a penile fracture, Kirra! :shock:

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He opened the door a crack. She was standing there, naked and still damp and steaming from her shower. Her pert butt and hourglass waist were accentuated by the long wet hair streaming down her back. He started to shudder at the sight, his penis took on a life of it's own and started doing that awesome helicopter thing, going round and round, faster and faster until he finally took off and crashed into the ceiling in an enormous explosion of ecstasy and pain.

How's that?? :lol:


FTFY. :D :D


LMFAO!! :lol:

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Colphax, I'm a woman and that description made ME flinch in pain! OUCH!! :shock:

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Colphax, I'm a woman and that description made ME flinch in pain! OUCH!! :shock:

Heh, then I strongly suggest you don't Google image search it :o

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:shock:

Thanks for the warning!! :)

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Back to the pics!

First line in google image search for "Dick attack".

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Google image search results for "dick attack" omgroflmbo!!!! :lol:

NSFW but not graphic either:

Spoiler:
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Stolen from FB....

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Now now. He may well pay taxes. He just wont let us know how much by providing his returns.
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Sorry, more accurate one:

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Sorry, more accurate one:

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I'm going to post that on my office door.

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I want this..
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